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To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney.
Andy Borowitz
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When it comes to letting people marry whomever they love, Mitt Romney says, "No."
Julian Castro
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Something tells me that Mitt Romney's sex face is the same as his regular face.
Dana Gould
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The more I learn about Mr. Romney, the less there is to admire.
Henry Rollins
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Mitt Romney knows a lot. He's a very professional - a consummate professional.
David Brooks
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I've always viewed Mitt Romney as a very conservative person.
Jason Chaffetz
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Mitt Romney has outdone himself in choosing Rep. Paul Ryan as his running mate.
David Limbaugh
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Mitt Romney, both did better with the military than Donald [Trump].
Juan Williams
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A storybook marriage? No, not at all. What Mitt Romney and I have is a real marriage.
Ann Romney
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At least Romney and McCain, they respect the rule of law. At least Romney and McCain, they understand their limitations.
Barack Obama
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Mitt Romney has undergone an extreme makeover, and it ain’t pretty.
Julian Castro
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Women in America... cannot trust Mitt Romney to protect our health.
Nancy Keenan