Sandwiches Quotes

Haven't you noticed that every time the government f-ks up McDonald's has a new sandwich?

A smoked salmon sandwich of a football match if ever there has been one.

They have a few drinks, and maybe the prawn sandwiches, and they don't realise what's going on out on the pitch.

Bottled water costs about 2000 times more than tap water. Can you imagine paying 2000 times the price of anything else? How about a $ 10,000 sandwich?

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don't need a spoon or a plate!

I love sandwiches. Let's face it, life is better between two pieces of bread.

I mostly eat peanut butter sandwiches. Peanut butter and banana, peanut butter and jelly, peanut butter and potato chips, peanut butter and olives, and peanut butter and marshmallow goo. So sue me, I like peanut butter.

Life is good when you have a good sandwich.

Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich.

I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.

Too few people understand a really good sandwich.

Life's not fair, is it? Some of us drink champagne in the fast lane, and some of us eat our sandwiches by the loose chippings on the A597.

Life is like a sandwich! Birth as one slice, and death as the other. What you put in-between the slices is up to you. Is your sandwich tasty or sour?

Enjoy every sandwich.

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.

So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.

Toast is bread made delicious and useful. Un-toasted bread is okay for children's sandwiches and sopping up barbecue sauce, but for pretty much all other uses, toast is better than bread. An exception is when the bread is fresh from the oven, piping hot, with butter melting all over it. Then it's fantastic, but I would argue that bread fresh out of the oven is a kind of toast. Because I'm an asshole and I refuse to be wrong about something.

I cannot starve myself. I'm a foodie! I make fabulous pastas, Indian food, parathas and club sandwiches!

I thought I had an appetite for destruction, but all I wanted was a club sandwich.

What is the past, what is it all for? A mental sandwich?

You don't need a pack of wild horses to learn how to make a sandwich.

Today, I bought a pastrami sandwich: $13.75. Walked back out in the street - genuine Rolex watch: six bucks.

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.

I tell people all the time, you have to be in love with that pot. You have to put all your love in that pot. If you're in a hurry,just eat your sandwich and go. Don't even start cooking, because you can't do anything well in a hurry. I love food. I love serving people. I love satisfying people.

I could go for a sandwich, but I’m not gonna open two jars.

I got brown sandwiches and green sandwiches. Its either very new cheese or very old meat. - Oscar Madison, from The Odd Couple

I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.

You can make any meal into a sandwich, and any sandwich into a meal.

Do not make a stingy sandwich; pile the cold cuts high; so you should see salami coming through the rye.

My fatal flaw is hubris. The brown stuff they spread on veggie sandwiches? No, seaweed brain. That's hummus. Hubris is worse. What could be worse than hummus?

Maybe there is no actual place called hell. Maybe hell is just having to listen to our grandparents breathe through their noses when they're eating sandwiches.

Son of a mustard sandwich, that ends tonight!

A sandwich and a cup of coffee, and then off to violin-land, where all is sweetness and delicacy and harmony.

Saturday night is your big night. Everybody used to fry up fish and have one hell of a time. Find me playing till sunrise for 50 cents and a sandwich. And be glad of it. And they really liked the low-down blues.

I should like a parsley sandwich. To the best of my knowledge they are not in season.

I can afford to get Tescos finest sandwiches rather than the basic ones.

I'm in love with the person in the sandwich centre. If she didn't exist I'd have to invent her.

When you make his sandwiches, put a sexy or loving note in his lunch box.

I think if you have to make sandwiches to get a ring - you should do good things for your man, but I don't think I would do that.

I just told you to be quiet. That's one step away from asking you to wash my laundry and make me a sandwich.

If we replaced all of our guns with chicken sandwiches it would end all war immediately.

I always like to find those little mom-and-pop sandwich places, or diners. Those are my favorite kind of places.

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.

A man's social rank is determined by the amount of bread he eats in a sandwich.

When I'm stuck in my writing, the world is amiss. If I'm eating a sandwich, it's an unsettled sandwich. If I'm in the shower, it's an incorrect shower. It's profoundly uncomfortable. But it's what keeps me pushing.

I`m like a peanut butter sandwich.

I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get it. You sit here - I'll get it, I'll make it.

The best thing I can make is a peanut butter-and-jelly sandwich.

There is a curious relationship between a candidate and the reporters who cover him. It can be affected by small things like a competent press staff, enough seats, sandwiches and briefings and the ability to understand deadlines.

I had the lunchbox that cleared the cafeteria. I was very unpopular in the early grades. Because I hung out with my grandfather, I started to bring my lunchbox with sardine sandwiches and calamari that I would eat off my fingers like rings. I was also always reeking of garlic.