Shaving Cream Quotes

If you don't mind smelling like peanut butter for two or three days, peanut butter is darn good shaving cream.

Death leaves cans of shaving cream half-used.

I shave without using shaving cream.

Eric Holder sees everything through the prism of race. He keeps that mustache because shaving cream is white.

It's kind of a tradition that you get a rookie, put him in the middle, wrap your arms and legs around him, then douse him with everything you can get a hold of - shaving cream, ketchup, mustard, everything. It's kind of like a pie in the face after a guy is successful.

I go through phases where I buy only Speed Stick and Axe, and Noxzema shaving cream.

sasha growled low in his throat. "Send the wolf to watch them," he mocked in falsetto. His nostrils flared. "I swear Z, if I live, I'm going to rip that damned goatee off your face and stick your shaving cream in the fridge.