1.
It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.
Sid Waddell
2.
Well as giraffes say, you don't get no leaves unless you stick your neck out.
Sid Waddell
3.
That's the greatest comeback since Lazarus.
Sid Waddell
4.
Darts players are probably a lot fitter than most footballers in overall body strength.
Sid Waddell
5.
He's about as predictable as a Wasp on speed.
Sid Waddell
6.
Under that heart of stone beat muscles of pure flint.
Sid Waddell
7.
When Alexander of Macedon was 33, he cried salt tears because there were no more worlds to conquer. [Eric] Bristow is only 27.
Sid Waddell
8.
William Tell could take an apple off your head, [Phil] Taylor could take out a processed pea.
Sid Waddell
9.
The atmosphere is so tense, if Elvis walked in, with a portion of chips... you could hear the vinegar sizzle on them.
Sid Waddell
10.
Keith Deller's not just an underdog, he's an underpuppy!
Sid Waddell
11.
One hundred and eighty, divided by three, is one dart at a time
Sid Waddell
12.
Phil Taylor's got the consistency of a planet ... and he's in a darts orbit!
Sid Waddell
13.
Big Cliff Lazarenko's idea of exercise is sitting in a room with the windows open taking the lid off something cool and fizzy.
Sid Waddell
14.
Steve Beaton - The adonis of darts, what poise, what elegance - a true roman gladiator with plenty of hair wax.
Sid Waddell
15.
Golden rule of life: never underestimate your rivals.
Sid Waddell
16.
Steve Beaton, he's not Adonis, he's THE donis.
Sid Waddell
17.
Jockey Wilson, he comes from the valleys and he's chuffing like a choo-choo train!
Sid Waddell
18.
When I see Steve Davis I see two letters... C S... Cue Sorceror.
Sid Waddell