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Silly Quotes

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We must give up the silly idea of folding our hands and waiting on God to do everything for us. If God had intended for that, then he would not have given us a mind. Whatever you want in life, you must make up your mind to do it for yourself.
Marcus Garvey

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2.
Unbelievable how silly this Formula 1 is these days, with this stupid overtakes.
Sebastian Vettel

Astonishing how foolish this Formula 1 is currently, with these preposterous passes.
3.
The only way to comprehend what mathematicians mean by Infinity is to contemplate the extent of human stupidity.
Voltaire

The only way to grasp what mathematicians imply by Infinity is to ruminate on the bounds of human foolishness.
4.
The most important thing is to have a good relationship with the bike... you have to understand what she wants. I think of a motorcycle as a woman, and I know that sounds silly, but it's true.
Valentino Rossi

The key factor is to have a solid bond with the motorcycle... you need to grasp what it desires. I conceive of a motorbike as a female, and I recognize that sounds whimsical, but it's accurate.
5.
Do silly things. Foolishness is a great deal more vital and healthy than our straining and striving after a meaningful life.
Anton Chekhov

Engage in frivolous behavior. Delightful flippancy is far more essential and beneficial than our attempts to live a purposeful life.
6.
When the President does it, that means that it's not illegal.
Richard M. Nixon

When the Commander-in-Chief does it, that implies that it is not unlawful.
7.
There's something whimsical, satirical, and silly about British humor, which Americans have always enjoyed, and lots of us come over here because we have an audience of people who enjoy it.
Milo Yiannopoulos

There is an amusing, mocking and humorous quality to British comedy that Americans have been fond of for years, and many of us come to the UK because we have a crowd who appreciate it.
8.
I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.
Antonin Scalia

I will even concede, for the sake of debate, that sexual gatherings could potentially abate social stresses and should be promoted.
9.
I believe intelligence and fear are very close together. Guys who say they are not afraid of anything, they are stupid. They are silly to me...I am afraid of everything
Rickson Gracie

I think intelligence and trepidation are inextricably linked. Those who claim to be unafraid of anything are frivolous. To me, they appear foolish...I am filled with apprehension.
10.
People try to look for deep meanings in my work. I want to say, 'They're just cartoons, folks. You laugh or you don't.' Gee, I sound shallow. But I don't react to current events or other stimuli. I don't read or watch TV to get ideas. My work is basically sitting down at the drawing table and getting silly.
Gary Larson

11.
There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.
George Burns

'It's often said that 'Life starts at forty', but that's a misconception. Every single morning brings the opportunity to create a new beginning.'
12.
If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
Woodrow Wilson

13.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Robert A. Heinlein

Underrate not the potency of human foolishness.
14.
If I can't practice, I can't practice. It is as simple as that. I ain't about that at all. It's easy to sum it up if you're just talking about practice. We're sitting here, and I'm supposed to be the franchise player, and we're talking about practice. I mean listen, we're sitting here talking about practice, not a game, not a game, not a game, but we're talking about practice. Not the game that I go out there and die for and play every game like it's my last, but we're talking about practice man. How silly is that?
Allen Iverson

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While silly ni**as argue over who gon' snatch the crown / Look around my ni**a, white people have snatched the sound / This year I'll probably go to the awards dappered down / Watch Iggy win a Grammy as I try to crack a smile.
J. Cole

16.
Curiosity in children, is but an appetite for knowledge. The great reason why children abandon themselves wholly to silly pursuits and trifle away their time insipidly is, because they find their curiosity balked, and their inquiries neglected.
John Locke

17.
Do not shorten the morning by getting up late, or waste it in unworthy occupations or in talk; look upon it as the quintessence of life, as to a certain extent sacred. Evening is like old age: we are languid, talkative, silly. Each day is a little life: every waking and rising a little birth, every fresh morning a little youth, every going to rest and sleep a little death.
Arthur Schopenhauer

18.
You can not lead a battle if you think you look silly on a horse.
Napoleon Bonaparte

19.
Heavier-than-air flying machines are impossible.
Lord Kelvin

20.
A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often - just to save it from drying out completely.
Pam Brown

21.
What unhappy beings men are! They constantly waver between false hopes and silly fears, and instead of relying on reason they create monsters to frighten themselves with, and phantoms which lead them astray.
Baron de Montesquieu

22.
Burgundy makes you think of silly things; Bordeaux makes you talk about them, and Champagne makes you do them.
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin

23.
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
Christopher Morley

24.
If by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.
Red Skelton

25.
Those who say that the study of science makes a man an atheist, must be rather silly people.
Max Born

26.
The real you, the inner you, is pure, very pure. It's loving and it's magnanimous. It understands. It has patience. It is tolerant-it will wait forever while your ego trots all over everywhere trying to figure life out. It is pleasing to remember that back home there is a friend who's waiting for you to stop being silly, who's waiting to welcome you with open arms if and when you show up.
Stuart Wilde

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Culture is a perversion. It fetishizes objects, creates consumer mania, it preaches endless forms of false happiness, endless forms of false understanding in the form of squirrelly religions and silly cults. It invites people to diminish themselves and dehumanize themselves by behaving like machines.
Terence McKenna

28.
What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money.
Henny Youngman

29.
Prayer does not mean that I am to bring God down to my thoughts and my purposes, and bend his government according to my foolish, silly, and sometimes sinful notions. Prayer means that I am to be raised up into feeling, into union and design with him; that I am to enter into his counsel and carry out his purpose fully.
Dwight L. Moody

30.
It's silly when girls sell their souls because it's in.
Lauryn Hill

31.
I'm not about to put up a silly skit and preach a 15-minute message on 'how to cope' to a multitude of people who are dying and going to hell. I tremble at the thought.
David Wilkerson

32.
I would even go to Washington, which is saying something for me, just to glimpse Jane Q. Public, being sworn in as the first female president of the United States, while her husband holds the Bible and wears a silly pill box hat and matching coat.
Anna Quindlen

33.
Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.
Michele Bachmann

34.
He didn't even have the satisfaction of being killed for civil rights... it had to be some silly little Communist.
Jackie Kennedy

35.
Optimism is important. You have to be a little silly about the goals you are going to set. There is a phrase I learned in college called, 'having a healthy disregard for the impossible.' That is a really good phrase. You should try to do things that most people would not do.
Larry Page

36.
Make your mistakes, take your chances, look silly, but keep on going. Don’t freeze up.
Thomas Wolfe

37.
Don't let the silly little dramas of each day get you down. For you are here to do great things.
Ralph Marston

38.
I'm not asking you to forgive me. I'll never understand or forgive myself. And if a bullet gets me, so help me, I'll laugh at myself for being an idiot. There's one thing I do know... and that is that I love you, Scarlett. In spite of you and me and the whole silly world going to pieces around us, I love you. Because we're alike. Bad lots, both of us. Selfish and shrewd. But able to look things in the eyes as we call them by their right names.
Margaret Mitchell

39.
Isn't it kind of silly to think that tearing someone else down builds you up?
Sean Covey

40.
Mr. Collins is a conceited, pompous, narrow-minded, silly man; you know he is, as well as I do; and you must feel, as well as I do, that the woman who married him cannot have a proper way of thinking.
Jane Austen

41.
Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
John Belushi

42.
You're nothing but an apple, a silly t-shirt, a catchphrase and a stupid haircut.
Randy Orton

43.
I'm not melancholy; I'm a happy-go-lucky person, kind of silly. I like funny things. I have a lot of energy. I tend to like music that's mellow, though.
Norah Jones

44.
Everyone thinks these are self-portraits but they aren't meant to be. I just use myself as a model because I know I can push myself to extremes, make each shot as ugly or goofy or silly as possible.
Cindy Sherman

45.
I'm still a, you know, a silly girl... a big kid.
Coco Lee

46.
This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
Gracie Allen

47.
If you make a habit of sincere prayer, your life will be very noticeably and profoundly altered. Prayer stamps with its indelible mark our actions and demeanor. A tranquillity of bearing, a facial and bodily repose, are observed in those whose inner lives are thus enriched. Within the depths of consciousness a flame kindles. And man sees himself. He discovers his selfishness, his silly pride, his fears, his greeds, his blunders. He develops a sense of moral obligation, intellectual humility. Thus begins a journey of the soul toward the realm of grace.
Alexis Carrel

48.
In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.
Edward Hoagland

49.
I think playing coy is silly. Speak your mind. If a man gets turned off, he's the wrong man.
Mila Kunis

50.
I want to work in revelations, not just spin silly tales for money. I want to fish as deep down as possible into my own subconscious in the belief that once that far down, everyone will understand because they are the same that far down.
Jack Kerouac