1.
If sitcoms were easy to write, there'd be a lot of good ones, and there aren't.
Alexei Sayle
2.
My greatest hope was to get discovered as a comedian and get on a sitcom.
Steve Buscemi
3.
Being on a sitcom stops me from getting Alzheimer's.
Jerry Stiller
4.
Sitcom food is by far the tastiest of all showbiz food.
Ken Jeong
5.
You'll see Dame Judi Dench in a Bond film, in Shakespeare and then starring in her own sitcom. You never see that here with Meryl Streep.
Alan Cumming
6.
I had done the sitcom thing to lesser and lesser degrees of success.
David Alan Grier
7.
The reason I'm doing a sitcom is because it's much more approachable.
Tommy Wiseau
8.
I love sitcoms, and I grew up on sitcoms. That's my tasty junk food.
Felicia Day
9.
I think I'm sort of locked into the sitcom genre
Jason Marsden
10.
I didn't want to do the sitcom thing, but I didn't know what else to do.
William Shatner
11.
I'd love to do sitcoms. I think I'm pretty darn funny.
Yasmine Bleeth
12.
Horoscopes, like bad sitcoms, are created for people that I don't relate to.
Dov Davidoff
13.
Writing is the greatest thing about really good sitcoms.
Megyn Price
16.
I just love doing sitcoms. I'd be in them till I was gray if they'd have me.
Jason Bateman
17.
'Caroline In The City' was such an interesting thing, because I'd never been on the set of a sitcom or even auditioned for a sitcom when they gave me that part.
Lea Thompson
18.
I haven't done the things I've done to be in a sitcom.
Al Sharpton
19.
I do have a regard for the musicality of language that came from BBC sitcoms like 'Fawlty Towers.'
Russell Brand
21.
Nothing is set up like a comedy bit. I did sitcoms for 10 years. Literally from 1989 to 1999. That's almost all I did. Whenever I got away from television I was like, "Phew, thank God that's over. I am never going back."
Thomas Haden Church
22.
When I did the sitcom I was too naive. I thought, Well, they know what they're talking about, let's do that.
Jeff Foxworthy
24.
People compose poetry, novels, sitcoms - for love.
Helen Fisher
26.
I grew up with television. I love television and to be working in it is awesome. I think where I do well at television is because I grew up watching the great sitcom actors Jackie Gleason, I love Rob Reiner, also John Ritter.
Steve Howey
27.
30 Rock is a little different from other current sitcoms, in that it's fast-paced, but the pace comes from the actors, not the editing.
Tina Fey
28.
The Simpsons was pretty experimental at the time, but it attracted a lot of sitcom writers that felt confined by the limitations of live-action sitcoms in the '80s.
Eric Andre
29.
The writers are the stars of every really successful sitcom.
Betty White
30.
The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.
Gabriel Iglesias
31.
There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom.
David Krumholtz
32.
What you aspire to on a sitcom is the feeling of live comedy.
John Lithgow
33.
There is absolutely no way for a sitcom to be a challenge to me.
Danny Pintauro
34.
I love doing sitcoms. I love doing comedy. I love the whole shooting match.
Rachael Harris
35.
I never had any interest in sitcoms or motion pictures or anything like that.
Norm MacDonald
36.
I got into stand-up to get on a sitcom.
David Spade
37.
I really loved when I started doing '70s Show,' though I had never acted before, so it was a great training ground being on a sitcom.
Topher Grace
38.
I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
Darrell Hammond
39.
I've always been terrible on regular sitcoms with lots of jokes. I don't know how to tell jokes.
Rainn Wilson
40.
It seems like all the sitcoms on now, the families are kind of dysfunctional.
Kevin Nealon
42.
The whole experience of doing a sitcom is... Telling jokes with such precision is really exciting, but it's also terrifying.
Lea Thompson