Slap Quotes

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.

I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say: 'Stop being so bullish and bossy,' and things like that.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I don't like poetry that just slaps violent words on a canvas, as it were.

I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!

It's fun to slap people around.

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.