Slap Quotes

The confusing thing is we now live in a society where it's not illegal to be an asshole, but it's illegal to slap one.

Slap some bacon on a biscuit and let's go! We're burnin' daylight!

Better to have an enemy who slaps you in the face than a friend who stabs you in the back.

I certainly never get above my station - my family would soon slap me back down to earth.

Was true love when you wanted to slap someone and kiss him madly at the same time?

If I wanted your opinion, I'd slap it outta ya.

I'll take anything and slap it on a canvas.

I just did an ad with Microsoft. I'm dressed as Napoleon, and I get to slap Bill Gates.

I don't like poetry that just slaps violent words on a canvas, as it were.

It's not the worst thing to slap a woman now and then.

I'm completely in charge of my own life now. Sometimes there's no one there to slap me on the hand and say: 'Stop being so bullish and bossy,' and things like that.

Never slap a man who chews tobacco.

Man has slapped nature in the face. If you slap it, it will slap you back.

You do not respond to an attempt on your life with a slap on the hand. Or a joke.

I'm not one to wallow, but I am one to feel the sting of a slap for a while, I think.

I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it.

The day I get too big for myself, my mum will slap me down!

It's fun to slap people around.