1.
There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.
Mark Rippetoe
2.
A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster.
Mark Rippetoe
3.
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Anna Lee
4.
I find a fence a very uncomfortable place to squat my bottom.
Bob Hawke
5.
Squat 300 times a day, you’re going to give birth quickly.
Ina May Gaskin
7.
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.
Jim McMahon
8.
I recommend against a wooden squat rack, for much the same reason that I recommend against a wooden car.
Mark Rippetoe
12.
I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.
Amy Sedaris
13.
If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.
Stephen Colbert