1.
There are few things graven in stone, except that you have to squat or you're a pussy.
Mark Rippetoe
2.
A squat cannot be performed on a Smith machine any more than it can be performed in a small closet with a hamster.
Mark Rippetoe
3.
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will
Anna Lee
4.
I find a fence a very uncomfortable place to squat my bottom.
Bob Hawke
5.
Squat 300 times a day, you’re going to give birth quickly.
Ina May Gaskin
7.
The Packers have lots of owners nobody knows instead of one owner who doesnt know squat.
Jim McMahon
8.
I recommend against a wooden squat rack, for much the same reason that I recommend against a wooden car.
Mark Rippetoe
11.
If you use big words, no one will know you aren't doing jack squat.
Stephen Colbert
13.
I don't know my telephone number or anything like that, but when I do have to make a call, I just pull my body over to the side and squat. I don't want to be one of those people who are on their phone all the time.
Amy Sedaris