2.
I hit adolescence only to discover my autobiography had already been written; plagiarized, in fact, by a man named J.D. Salinger who, in appropriating to himself my inner mass of pain and confusion, had given me the unlikely name of Holden Caulfield.
Stephen Metcalf
5.
Dark, subtle, complex, wicked - if only Hollywood movies were half as interesting as Hollywood accounting.
Stephen Metcalf