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Java is like a variant of the game of Tetris in which none of the pieces can fill gaps created by the other pieces, so all you can do is pile them up endlessly.
Steve Yegge
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If you don't know how compilers work, then you don't know how computers work.
Steve Yegge
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Bezos is super smart; don't get me wrong. He just makes ordinary control freaks look like stoned hippies.
Steve Yegge
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About half of all design patterns out there [...] appear to be ways take perfectly natural design ideas and twist them to fit into someones static type system: recipes for pounding square pegs into round holes
Steve Yegge
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Great programmers learn how to program their tools, not just use them.
Steve Yegge
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We don't have a Steve Jobs here. I'm sorry, but we don't.
Steve Yegge