Stiles Quotes

I cant sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. Im shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982.

Does the devil possess you? You're leaping over the hedge before you come at the stile.

If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me.

I look like Walt Disney just threw up.

If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife.