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Money is like manure. It stinks when you pile it; it grows when you spread it
J. R. D. Tata
Money is like fertilizer. It reeks when it accumulates; it flourishes when dispersed.
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There's one thing I never did do, and that was stink.
Merle Haggard
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Nothing stinks like a pile of unpublished writing.
Sylvia Plath
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Remember folks, fish are like relatives. After two days, they stink.
Bobby Heenan
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I hate to say this, but I'll repeat it: After death, all we know that you do is stink.
Jack Kevorkian
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Hulk Hogan, you may be a household word, but so is garbage, and it stinks when it gets old too.
Jim Cornette
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Not until it starts to stink does the inevitable happen.
John Ashbery
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With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
George Burns
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Christians are like manure: spread them out and they help everything grow better, but keep them in one big pile and they stink horribly.
Francis Chan
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Ninety-nine per cent of opening bands stink.
Gene Ween
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I've changed my mind about it (DH) - instead of being bad, it stinks.
Sparky Anderson
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I wish everyone had the same chances," I say. "Because it stinks a big one that they don't." - Catherine
Cynthia Lord
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Motivation is like taking a bath; If you stop doing it, you begin to stink!
Zig Ziglar
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Everything stinks till it’s finished.
Dr. Seuss
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Marriage is a psychological condition, not a civil contract and a license. Once a marriage is dead, it is dead, and it begins to stink faster than a dead fish.
Robert A. Heinlein
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I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks.
Andy Warhol
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The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote: stink. Stank. Stunk.
Dr. Seuss
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The church is like Noah's ark. It stinks, but if you get out of it, you'll drown.
Shane Claiborne
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Theres no stink more sorrorful than the stink of wet, burnt paper. It means: the end.
Terry Pratchett
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Everybody acts like they're in a movie in most movies. That's why they stink.
Jason Patric
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Everybody's got a 'thing.' Some 'things' are nice and quiet. Some 'things' have fangs and claws. Some 'things' stink and have slobber everywhere.
Iyanla Vanzant
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Something stinks here, and this time, it's not just him.
Triple H
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I could have a degree in music and come on the show, and Simon could still say 'You stink'.
Clay Aiken
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What smells good in the store may stink in the stewpot.
Jim Thompson
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How can you love me if you dont know me? I stink really bad.
Courtney Love
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Stories are like assholes. Everybody's got one and most of 'em stink.
Lawrence Block
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To remain caught up in ideas and words about Zen is, as the old masters say, to stink of Zen.
Alan Watts
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I'd like to hear them be a bit more creative, though. I've heard 'you're a sieve, you stink' my whole life and you can tell it's obviously affected me.
Ryan Miller
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If you're standing in the manure pile, it's somebody's job to mention the stink.
Barbara Kingsolver
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If you think you stink, you probably do.
Buddy Rich
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Work is prayer. Work is also stink. Therefore stink is prayer.
Aldous Huxley
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There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
Jack Nicklaus
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Radio stinks. The stations are making a lot of money, but they just aren't taking chances.
Irving Azoff
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War stinks! There's nothing good about it. But you know the whole thing, it's you or them.
Michael E. Thornton
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A show is exhausting when it stinks. It's exhausting when you have to work overtime to make something work.
Patti LuPone
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But just because you love something, I added to myself, doesn't mean you'll ever be great. Not if you don't work. Most people stink at the things they love.
Amy Chua
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When you're on a series that's been cancelled, there's a little bit of a stink on you.
Hank Azaria
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You can't be in the music business as long as "Steve and Edie" have, if you stink.
Steve Lawrence
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Everything stinks until it's finished.
Dr. Seuss
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If your life is going to be dictated by what's comfortable, your life will stink.
Laura Schlessinger
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I've only skied a couple of times in my life. Any skier would say I stink.
Bridgette Wilson