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1.
A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.
Mitch Hedberg
Authors on Stockings Quotes
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Ella T. Grasso
Terry Pratchett
Gerald Stanley Lee
Mo Rocca
Mitch Hedberg
2.
I keep my campaign promises, but I never promised to wear stockings.
Ella T. Grasso
3.
Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.
Mo Rocca
4.
OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?
Terry Pratchett
5.
Christmas it too large to be tucked away in the toe of a child's stocking.
Gerald Stanley Lee
Zach Braff
Umberto Eco
Anne Lamott
Christian Nestell Bovee
Plutarch
Rand Paul
Dalai Lama
John Green
Truman Capote
Sherrilyn Kenyon
Kim Harrison
David Bowie
Mike Tyson
Rajneesh
Deepak Chopra
Andy Stanley
John Dryden
J. K. Rowling
Mark Twain
Alexis de Tocqueville
Charlie Munger
Percy Bysshe Shelley
Josh Billings
Nassim Nicholas Taleb