Stockings Quotes

A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer.

I keep my campaign promises, but I never promised to wear stockings.

Christmas is a stocking stuffed with sugary goodness.

Christmas it too large to be tucked away in the toe of a child's stocking.

OH, THERE HAS TO BE SOMETHING IN THE STOCKING THAT MAKES A NOISE, said Death. OTHERWISE, WHAT IS 4:30 A.M. FOR?