Sweatpants Quotes

If it's not bourbon or sweatpants, it's going in the garbage.... No, don't get creative. Now is not a creative time. Now is a bourbon and sweatpants time.

I usually dress very casual. Whenever I go out with my friends, I'm always like, 'Can't I just wear sweatpants?'

I love Claw Money. They always send me stuff. I always wear their sweatpants.

No one in my writers' room can wear sweatpants.