T Shirt Quotes

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.

You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

We hope to explain the entire universe in a single, simple formula that you can wear on your T-shirt.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He’d been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.’ (Styxx)

My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.

This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.

And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks.

What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt.

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.

I like the sort of 'nothingness' of the jeans and the T-shirt. I feel that's about as close as I can get to the future because it seems like something so old that will always be, so I feel it's a safe bet for the future.

My standard uniform is a T-shirt and jeans.

If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-­Establishment stance.

...I'm not going to be able to make things that I can call Kanye West just by making T-shirts.

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.

I could get a T-shirt that says 'All in for Week 4 of the Preseason.' That's not quite as catchy, and I don't have an endorsement deal with an apparel company. Maybe someone will sign me now. I don't make enough money to get fined. Maybe I'll get a deal with some off-brand or something that sells at Walmart or something.

I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

[People asked me] "Where is your million-dollar shirt?" I'm like, "It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on."

When I say 'Clean water was only served to the fairer skin,' what I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.

I'm a jeans and t-shirt type of girl.

Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all.

I loathe the idea of going onstage in a T-shirt and jeans.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

I watched him pull his t-shirt over his head. I could put hin on replay doing that and watch it all day.

...I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.

The best dresses are like t-shirts - you just put them on and forget about them.

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and NASA T-shirts.

I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.

I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.

No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)

The police never find it as funny as you do.-T-Shirt

My label is just "good farming", which isn't something you can put on a t-shirt.

Even when I was just designing T-shirts people really gravitated to them.

I simply adore 'The Simpsons.' I go to bed in a 'Simpsons' T-shirt.

I have this old worn-out, skintight T-shirt that I love. That's sexy.

If you're a man and you have big tits, don't wear a tight T-shirt, okay? It confuses the children!