T Shirt Quotes

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.

The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.

You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?

I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT

I'm a T-shirt-and-Levi's type of a guy.

Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.

We hope to explain the entire universe in a single, simple formula that you can wear on your T-shirt.

When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not

What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He’d been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.’ (Styxx)

My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.

This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.

Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)

You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt

What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt.

And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks.

I like the sort of 'nothingness' of the jeans and the T-shirt. I feel that's about as close as I can get to the future because it seems like something so old that will always be, so I feel it's a safe bet for the future.

My standard uniform is a T-shirt and jeans.

I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.

If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.

Been there, done that, got the T-shirt.

I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-­Establishment stance.

I could get a T-shirt that says 'All in for Week 4 of the Preseason.' That's not quite as catchy, and I don't have an endorsement deal with an apparel company. Maybe someone will sign me now. I don't make enough money to get fined. Maybe I'll get a deal with some off-brand or something that sells at Walmart or something.

I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.

If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt

[People asked me] "Where is your million-dollar shirt?" I'm like, "It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on."

...I'm not going to be able to make things that I can call Kanye West just by making T-shirts.

Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.

I loathe the idea of going onstage in a T-shirt and jeans.

Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.

When I say 'Clean water was only served to the fairer skin,' what I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.

I'm a jeans and t-shirt type of girl.

Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all.

We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.

I would like to see the Pope wearing my T-shirt.

The best dresses are like t-shirts - you just put them on and forget about them.

I watched him pull his t-shirt over his head. I could put hin on replay doing that and watch it all day.

...I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now.

There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt

NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and NASA T-shirts.

I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.

I love soft-cotton white T-shirts.

No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)

All true wisdom is found on T-shirts.

I know dead. I've been there, done that and got the freakin' T-shirt.

He wore sweatpants and a T-shirt and had stopped in the middle of the hall, furiously scratching one bare forearm. "Fleas?" I said.

You wouldn't know a clue if it danced in front of you with a T-Shirt that read 'I'm a clue

Was I wearing my 'I'm done with my virginity, please get rid of it for me' T-shirt?

So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.

Only Jace, Clary thought, could look cool in pajama bottoms and an old T-shirt, but he pulled it off, probably through sheer force of will. -pg. 329-