1.
You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
2.
I love to meet my fans, and after every show I usually hang out for a few hours, talking to my fans, signing autographs, and selling T-shirts.
Tommy Chong
3.
The combination of a blazer over any T-shirt with a pair of jeans is foolproof.
Ryan Seacrest
4.
You can make jeans and a t-shirt super stylish. It's what you make of it, you know?
Phillip Lim
5.
I meant to behave. There were just too many other options.--T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
7.
Your best T-shirt should be like your bed, it just feels like you are home when you are in it.
Ashton Kutcher
8.
We hope to explain the entire universe in a single, simple formula that you can wear on your T-shirt.
Leon M. Lederman
9.
When you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman t-shirt, you just want to shoot them in the chest ... when they start to bleed go, I guess not
Dane Cook
10.
This is my trademark: I rip my T-shirt. I’m into the whole showing-a-bit-of-chest-hair thing.
Ed Westwick
11.
What was Dionysus going to go? Send him back to his hellish isolation? He’d been there, done that, and had the Ozzy T-shirt to prove it.’ (Styxx)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
12.
My uniform is sweatpants, so crusted over with dried paint that they're as hard as a table. I wear T-shirts that are also covered in paint, and Crocs.
Caio Fonseca
13.
You know you have ADD when Look A chicken - T-shirt
Darynda Jones
14.
What I've always loved to do is build a brand that's so cool that you want to wear their T-shirt.
Lee Clow
15.
And of course there is nothing better than wearing the same T-shirt for days and not brushing my hair for weeks.
Daria Werbowy
16.
Ask me about my complete lack of interest. (T-shirt)
Darynda Jones
17.
My standard uniform is a T-shirt and jeans.
Matt Bomer
18.
I wanna be your t-shirt when it's wet, I wanna be your shower when you sweat.
Bryan Adams
19.
I like the sort of 'nothingness' of the jeans and the T-shirt. I feel that's about as close as I can get to the future because it seems like something so old that will always be, so I feel it's a safe bet for the future.
Marc Jacobs
21.
I feel like jeans and a T-shirt have become Establishment. Everyone’s dressed down. So actually putting on a jacket is the anti-ÂEstablishment stance.
Thom Browne
22.
If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.
Albert Mohler
23.
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
24.
[People asked me] "Where is your million-dollar shirt?" I'm like, "It's underneath these $25 Hanes T-shirts I've got on."
J. R. Smith
25.
...I'm not going to be able to make things that I can call Kanye West just by making T-shirts.
Kanye West
26.
Sometimes I feel like putting on a blazer with just a T-shirt.
Big Sean
27.
I could get a T-shirt that says 'All in for Week 4 of the Preseason.' That's not quite as catchy, and I don't have an endorsement deal with an apparel company. Maybe someone will sign me now. I don't make enough money to get fined. Maybe I'll get a deal with some off-brand or something that sells at Walmart or something.
Kirk Cousins
28.
I also was a huge 'Dukes of Hazzard' fan. I used to have T-shirts that said 'Dierks of Hazzard' custom-made.
Dierks Bentley
29.
Oh yeah, the heartbreak diet.... Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt.
Alexandra Potter
30.
When I say 'Clean water was only served to the fairer skin,' what I'm saying is we're making product with chitlins. T-shirts! That's the most we can make.
Kanye West
32.
Shirt collars are very important to me. Putting a very soft shirt collar with a formal suit doesn't work for me at all.
Ozwald Boateng
33.
I loathe the idea of going onstage in a T-shirt and jeans.
Martin Gore
34.
The best dresses are like t-shirts - you just put them on and forget about them.
Marc Jacobs
35.
I watched him pull his t-shirt over his head. I could put hin on replay doing that and watch it all day.
Tammara Webber
36.
...I'm so over the tattoos and the T-shirts and rings through the noses. It's not pretty, it's not pleasant, it's not exciting. Please stop it now.
Elton John
37.
We having nothing to fear but fear itself. That, and maybe getting mugged by someone wearing a "No Fear" t-shirt.
Lev L. Spiro
39.
No offense but I don't relish being someone's science experiment. Been there, done that, and sold the T-shirt for profit. (Sebastian)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
41.
There comes a moment when you know you just aren't going to do anything esle productive for the rest of the day.-T-Shirt
Darynda Jones
42.
NASA has to approve whatever we wear, so there are clothes to choose from, like space shorts - we wear those a lot - and NASA T-shirts.
Sally Ride
43.
I'm pretty low-key; you'll often find me in jeans, a T-shirt and sweatshirt.
Olivia Wilde
45.
So, what did you get for me?" Angeline paused for a beat. "Jeans." "What?" croaked Artemis. "And a T-shirt.
Eoin Colfer
46.
Only Jace, Clary thought, could look cool in pajama bottoms and an old T-shirt, but he pulled it off, probably through sheer force of will. -pg. 329-
Cassandra Clare
47.
I'm a virgin. But this is an old shirt. --T-SHIRT
Darynda Jones
48.
Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did.
Madonna Ciccone
49.
been there done that, bought the t-shirt" Chapter 2
Jeff Lindsay
50.
The one thing I will never do is buy a shirt because of its name, especially when it's $600 for that shirt. To me, that's ridiculous. It's just a shirt; it's not worth the money.
Macklemore