1.
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.
Norman Lindsay
2.
The average human has one breast and one testicle.
Des MacHale
3.
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.
Richard Wiseman
4.
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
Confucius
5.
The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.
Voltaire
6.
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.
Denis Diderot
7.
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?
Julie Kagawa
8.
I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.
Steven Morrissey
9.
Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.
Dixie Lee Ray
11.
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
Cathleen Schine
13.
Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.
Ian Holm