1.
A writer who presents men and women as creatures truncated below the waist is exposed as one who goes about without his trousers saying, 'see, I have had my testicles removed.
Norman Lindsay
2.
The average human has one breast and one testicle.
Des MacHale
3.
I am not a fan of Sigmund Freud because his theories are not testicle.
Richard Wiseman
4.
One hundred women are not worth a single testicle.
Confucius
5.
The composition of a tragedy requires testicles.
Voltaire
6.
There's a bit of testicle at the bottom of our most sublime feelings and our purest tenderness.
Denis Diderot
7.
Touch her, and I'll freeze your testicles off and put them in a jar. Understand?
Julie Kagawa
8.
I would rather eat my own testicles than reform The Smiths, and that's saying something for a vegetarian.
Steven Morrissey
9.
Beware of averages. The average person has one breast and one testicle.
Dixie Lee Ray
11.
Constructing passive sentences is a way of concealing your own testicles.
Ian Holm
14.
One really understands testicles after reading 'The Family Jewels,' and one is gratified.
Cathleen Schine