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My therapist says I'm afraid of success. I guess I could understand that, because after all, fulfilling my potential would REALLY cut into my sitting-around time
Maria Bamford
2.
My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.
Stewart Francis
3.
Examine your own mental attitudes. Become your own therapist.
Thubten Yeshe
4.
Like a therapist hairdressers are in a position of trust. We are transforming not just how a person looks but how they feel.
Tabatha Coffey
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Therapists are less likely to perceive a black woman as sad; instead they see her as angry or anxious.
Melissa Harris-Perry
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You don't realize how useful a therapist is until you see yourself on e and discover you have more problems than you ever dreamed of.
Claire Danes
7.
Talking to your hairdresser is almost like talking to your therapist.
Andie MacDowell
8.
I had a bad back for a couple of years. I had to do a lot of physiotherapy for it. What I couldn't understand at the time was why the therapists had me doing a lot of stomach work.
Hugh Jackman
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I started to call myself a rational therapist in 1955; later I used the term rational emotive. Now I call myself a rational emotive behavior therapist.
Albert Ellis
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In relationships, you learn a million things. I'm sure a therapist can tell you about it.
Greta Gerwig
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I get people to truly accept themselves unconditionally, whether or not their therapist or anyone loves them.
Albert Ellis
12.
I didn't never have to go to a therapist. I just always put it in a song and you heard me.
Mary J. Blige
13.
Buddhists were actually the first cognitive-behavioral therapists.
Jack Kornfield
14.
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
Jessica Simpson
15.
I am actually going to two therapists right now. I don't know, I actually feel like therapy has just made me more uncomfortable.
Jesse Eisenberg
16.
I don't have to lay on the couch and see a therapist because my therapist is in my paint brushes.
Abbey Lincoln
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Effective psychotherapy works because the therapist continues to grow as a person and as a healer.
Jed Diamond
18.
If everybody in the world saw a therapist, we would have a better world.
Demi Lovato
19.
A good therapist uses their whole being to engage fully with the whole being of the person coming for help.
Jed Diamond
20.
In California everyone goes to a therapist, is a therapist, or is a therapist going to a therapist.
Truman Capote
21.
[Humor] could be dicey for a therapist and needs to be used very deftly.
Kelly Carlin-McCall
22.
A ghastly attempt at a smile, sure to send any normal person to a therapist.
Ilona Andrews
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Where I come from these days, anybody who isn't seeing a therapist needs to.
Edna Buchanan
26.
I should have a therapist. I have plenty to therapise about.
Norah Jones
27.
If you have a therapist who agrees with your every word, then your brain isn't getting proper exercise.
Beth Ditto
29.
All of my friends were seeing a therapist, and I thought something was wrong with me that I didn't see a therapist. So I went to a therapist to find out why I wasn't seeing a therapist. And it turns out I'm very screwed up. Thank God I found a therapist to tell me for $125 an hour.
Ellen DeGeneres
31.
I don't know how people can live without a therapist.
Neve Campbell
32.
All the therapists would tell me was that I was the only healthy person they knew.
Bidzina Ivanishvili
33.
I'm considering going back to school to become a registered dance therapist.
Carrie Ann Inaba
34.
...personal torture instructor...I mean physical therapist.
Simone Elkeles
35.
When you catch yourself lying to your therapist, you know it's a waste of money.
Jay McInerney
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Any therapist will tell you that when you're ready, you will come out. To be outed means you weren't ready.
Billie Jean King
37.
I know there must be something I should explore about that with my therapist.
Debra Messing
38.
I've never had very high regard for therapists. I owe my health, my mental survival, to my friends and loved ones.
Salman Rushdie
39.
In therapy , the therapist acts as a container for what we daren't let out, because it is so scary, or what lets itself out every so often, and lays waste to our lives.
Jeanette Winterson
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There is no such thing as a neutral therapist.
Susie Orbach