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"Be yourself" is about the worst advice you can give some people.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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No brain is stronger than its weakest think.
Thomas Lansing Masson
3.
Prohibition may be a disputed theory, but none can say that it doesn't hold water.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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You can always get someone to love you - even if you have to do it yourself.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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Seventy million books in America's libraries, but the one you want to read is always out.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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Think of what would happen to us... if there were no humorists; life would be one long Congressional Record.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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What if my trousers are shabby and worn, they cover a warm hearth.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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To feel themselves in the presence of true greatness many find it necessary only to be alone.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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Sense of humor: A thread of illuminated intelligence that links two opposite ideas.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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It must be a hard life to be the child of a psychologist.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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A mind is as strong as its weakest think.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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There is no man so low down that the cure for his condition does not lie strictly within himself.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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A senior always feels like the university is going to the kids.
Thomas Lansing Masson
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Some girls never know what they are going to do from one husband to another.
Thomas Lansing Masson
