Toby Turner Quotes

Keep your hopes up. Or down. Wherever you want them to be. Just have hope somewhere.

How do you make a compass? Uhhh hmmm so if I was a compass how would I make myself?

Take nothing personally. Nothing is ever personal. No matter what anyone ever does to you, EVER, it’s not cause of you. It’s cause them, always. All you gotta know is THAT, just freaking take that with you everywhere, and you can just be happy all the time.

I'm definitely not gonna make a joke about separating the whites and colours, so don't try to make me. So instead, I'll just say something like “BOOGABOOGABOOGADOBLUH I'M A PERSON BLUHBLUHBLGUHGHGGHGH”. That appeals to everybody.

Do you ever have a day like that, where you just look back and you're like 'why did today happen?'