Toddler Quotes

Structure is something that calms our nature; we know this of toddlers.

Toddlers can make you feel as if you have violated some archaic law in their personal Koran and you should die, infidel.

Toddlers are so powerful and so egocentric and teenagers are also so powerful, so egocentric.

Time to a writer is like play dough in the hands of a toddler.

I learned that buying expensive furniture with toddlers around is pointless.

I have a four-month-old and I also have a toddler, so that takes up all of my time.

I think I started toddler gymnastics when I was around 3 or 4, and I began taking it seriously when I was 6.

What is really special about dogs is they're really similar to even human toddlers.

Babies and toddlers are mostly what I've been exposed to at this point. I'm hoping parenting just gets much easier after this. It does, right?

There are times when I still feel like an actual toddler in a grown-up - well, semi-grown-up - body. But other times I can't wait to actually be 30, just so I can say things like, "I'm 30. I don't have time for that. F - k off!"

Paradoxically, the toddler's "No" is also a preliminary to his saying yes. It is a sign that he is getting ready to convert his mother's restrictions and prohibitions into the rules for behavior that will belong to him.