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American comedian and author (d. 1978)
, Birth:
7-5-1930
1.
I've been on a diet for two weeks and all I've lost is two weeks.
Totie Fields
2.
I exercise daily to keep my figure. I keep patting my hand against the bottom of my chin. It works too. I have the thinnest fingers in town.
Totie Fields
3.
Happiness is getting a brown gravy stain on a brown dress.
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4.
I've waited all my life to say this... I weigh less than Elizabeth Taylor!
Totie Fields
5.
Shirley Temple had charisma as a child. But it cleared up as an adult.
Totie Fields
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I break all the rules and wear everything. Ruffles, ostrich feathers, fox coats. You look fat in fox anyway, so if you start fat, you only look a little fatter.
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