1.
I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.
Brian Austin Green
2.
Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.
Conrad Hilton
3.
Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub.
Gordon Allport
4.
Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.
Denis Parsons Burkitt
5.
The inability to hold cash and the pressure to be fully invested at all times meant that when the plug was pulled out of the tub, all boats dropped as the water rushed down the drain.
Seth Klarman
6.
I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.
David Duchovny
7.
Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?
Jim Gaffigan
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It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.
Claudette Colbert
10.
Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.
Jerry Greenfield
12.
A nude by Degas is chaste. But his women wash in tubs!
Paul Gauguin
13.
Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a greater yield of protein than other types of crops. Even with conventional food crops there is more protein in the leafy parts than in the seeds or tubs that are usually harvested.
Norman Pirie
14.
The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub.
Frankie Andreu
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The tub helps me relax, and it's a great place to read.
Alan Greenspan
16.
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.
Mary McCarthy
18.
Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we know what is is non, but what is it?
George Will
19.
I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced I couldn't miss. All I tried to do was keep the sensation by not questioning it.
Jack Fleck
20.
Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
21.
Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.
Ilona Andrews
22.
I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.
Sanaa Lathan
23.
I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.
David Duchovny
24.
Diogenes found more rest in his tub than Alexander on his throne.
Francis Quarles
25.
A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be.
David Duchovny
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A gentleman would have announced himself!β I told him, pressing against the side of the tub. βAnd a scoundrel would have joined you.β -- Kit Marlowe to the witch Gillian (shortly before joining her in the tub!)
Karen Chance