Tubs Quotes

I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

Given a thimbleful of [dramatic] facts we rush to make generalizations as large as a tub.

The inability to hold cash and the pressure to be fully invested at all times meant that when the plug was pulled out of the tub, all boats dropped as the water rushed down the drain.

Western doctors are like poor plumbers. They treat a splashing tub by cleaning up the water. These plumbers are extremely apt at drying up the water, constantly inventing new, expensive, and refined methods of drying up water. Somebody should teach them how to close the tap.

I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.

Don't you expect a rainbow coming out of the tub of bacon strips at the end of the buffet line?

It took me years to figure out that you don't fall into a tub of butter, you jump for it.

Ben & Jerry's is an indulgent dessert that should be eaten in moderation. You should not be replacing more than one meal a day with ice cream. We do not consider a pint or a tub of ice cream to be a single serving.

Every tub must stand upon its bottom.

The main thing is to not cut yourself and bleed to death in the tub.

Every tub sits on its bottom.

A nude by Degas is chaste. But his women wash in tubs!

Advocacy of leaf protein as a human food is based on the undisputed fact that forage crops (such as lucerne) give a greater yield of protein than other types of crops. Even with conventional food crops there is more protein in the leafy parts than in the seeds or tubs that are usually harvested.

Seducing him in the tub smelling of vinegar was out of the question. There had to be some boundaries.

I love going to the movies and getting Raisinets, a big tub of popcorn and a Coke. That's definitely a guilty pleasure because I can't be doing that all the time.

I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.

Diogenes found more rest in his tub than Alexander on his throne.

A bath tub, apparently, was the first thing I wanted to be.

A gentleman would have announced himself!” I told him, pressing against the side of the tub. “And a scoundrel would have joined you.” -- Kit Marlowe to the witch Gillian (shortly before joining her in the tub!)

The tub helps me relax, and it's a great place to read.

We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.

Rub-a-dub-dub. Cerebrum in a tub.

Hart is still like that little tub of vaguely milklike gunk that comes with airline coffee. It is labeled a "nondairy" product. Fine: we know what is is non, but what is it?

I can't exactly describe it, but as I looked at the putt, the hole looked as big as a wash tub, I suddenly became convinced I couldn't miss. All I tried to do was keep the sensation by not questioning it.

Books take their place according to their specific gravity as surely as potatoes in a tub.