Waiter Quotes

Those who write are writers. Those who wait are waiters.

I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.

A good setter is like a waiter.

When I was a waiter, I wanted to be the best waiter I could be and worked to be better at it every day.

How someone treats a waiter or doorman can tell you so much about a person.

We must have been hunters and gatherers but some of us were just waiters and hopers.

To go to the Oscars for 'Moneyball' - that was pretty amazing.

I was working in restaurants as a captain and as a waiter.

Waiters are like hookers, never around when you want them.

I don't like Switzerland; it has produced nothing but theologians and waiters.

I have tipped waiters, and I have been tipped by waiters.

At present every coachman and every waiter argues about whether or not the relativity theory is correct.

[To waiter who had spilled soup on her:] Never darken my Dior again!

When I was a waiter I was fired twice from the same restaurant. I guess I was that good of an actor but that bad of a waiter.

...Hardly. A ragged apron does not a waiter make.

Twenty percent? What am I, your waiter? I got you five vampires, not a BLT.