Wedding Crasher Quotes

Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a bullseye.

I'm not perfect, but who are we kidding? Neither are you. And you wanna know what? I dig it!

Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion!

We are gonna have tons and tons of opportunities to meet gorgeous ladies that get so aroused by the thought of marriage that they'll throw their inhibitions to the wind.

Please don't take a turn to negative town.

The first thing I ever saw Bradley Cooper in was Wedding Crashers.

Me and a friend literally had the idea for Wedding Crashers and pitched it, and it was already a script. They go, "That's funny! You should call it The Wedding Crashers." It was almost exactly like that .