Whiskey Quotes

I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.

Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!

I get whiskey bent and hell bound.

Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.

But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as much out of the pension fund as the Kennedys made out of selling whiskey.

Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?

There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.

It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.

Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life.

God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.

We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.

Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.

I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!

You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.

We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.

There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.

Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel.

When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.

Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.

He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

I like my whisky old and my women young.

I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey

Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.

Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.

A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers has an intoxicating savor.

Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.

Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.

The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I protest, silently.

The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard.

Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.

Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.

He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.

Whisky is liquid sunshine.

Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.

Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!

We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.

Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.

A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.

You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey.

Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.

Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers.

It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.

It was a place of sin, loose women, whiskey and gambling. It was no place for a good Presbyterian, and I did not long remain one.

Whiskey don't make liars it just makes fools.

Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues.