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Whiskey Quotes

1.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
John Daly

Authors on Whiskey Quotes: William Faulkner Dylan Thomas W. C. Fields Mark Twain Billy Sunday Hank Williams, Jr. Samuel Johnson Maria Edgeworth Joseph Mitchell Donald Barthelme George Bernard Shaw Rocko Artie Lange Jimmy Hoffa Errol Flynn Gary Allan Tug McGraw Rebecca Ward Luke Bryan Bill Murray Libba Bray Zach Braff Winston Churchill Jean Rhys Doug Casey George William Russell Ron Paul Artie Shaw John Daly Carl Sandburg Gary Shteyngart Tom Waits Thomas Jefferson
2.
Stop your nonsense and drink your whiskey!
Zachary Taylor

3.
I get whiskey bent and hell bound.
Hank Williams, Jr.

4.
Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste.
Tug McGraw

5.
But to hear Kennedy when he was grandstanding in front of the McClellan Committee you might have thought I was making as much out of the pension fund as the Kennedys made out of selling whiskey.
Jimmy Hoffa

6.
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
W. C. Fields

7.
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
Raymond Chandler

8.
It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it.
Ronnie Corbett

9.
Whiskey and beer are all right in their place, but their place is in hell.
Billy Sunday

10.
Whiskey will always be a part of my life.
Artie Lange

11.
God created whiskey to keep the Irish from taking over the world.
Kinky Friedman

12.
We sat around and I fed them barbecue and whiskey. And pretty soon everyone started to compete with each other on the guitars. It seemed the more everyone drank and ate, the more everyone got into it.
Gary Allan

13.
Keep close count of your nickels and dimes, stay away from whiskey, and never concede a putt.
Sam Snead

14.
I've been on the whisky diet - I've already lost three days!
Tommy Cooper

15.
You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
Bill Murray

16.
We make our own whiskey and our own smoke, too. Ain't too many things these ole boys can't do.
Hank Williams, Jr.

17.
Congress allows lemonade to the members and has it charged under the head of stationery-I move also that whiskey be allowed under the item of fuel.
Davy Crockett

18.
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others.
William Faulkner

19.
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours.
W. C. Fields

20.
He had a habit of remarking to bartenders that he didn't see any sense in mixing whiskey with water since the whiskey was already wet.
Joseph Mitchell

21.
Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.
Artie Shaw

22.
Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets.
Logan Pearsall Smith

23.
I like my whisky old and my women young.
Errol Flynn

24.
Rain makes corn, corn makes whiskey.
Luke Bryan

25.
I'm not very geeky. I'm quite homespun. I would say I'm more modern rustic than gadget-orientated. I like woollen things and log fires and whiskey
Benedict Cumberbatch

26.
Trusting the government with money creation is like trusting a drunk with a whiskey factory.
Doug Casey

27.
A bibliomaniac is one to whom books are like bottles of whiskey to the inebriate, to whom anything that is between covers has an intoxicating savor.
Hugh Walpole

28.
Every article I see is dope this, junkie that, whiskey this - that ain't my title.
Layne Staley

29.
Great fury, like great whisky, requires long fermentation.
Truman Capote

30.
Well, I wish some of you would tell me the brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
Abraham Lincoln

31.
The privileged classes can afford psychoanalysis and whiskey. Whereas all we get is sermons and sour wine. This is manifestly unfair. I protest, silently.
Donald Barthelme

32.
The federal government cannot maintain a budget surplus any more than an alcoholic can leave a fresh bottle of whiskey untouched in the cupboard.
Ron Paul

33.
Politicians and music don't mix. It's like whiskey and wine.
Kid Rock

34.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.
Carl Sandburg

35.
Inspiring bold JohnBarleycorn! What dangers thou canst make us scorn! Wi' usquebae, we'll face the devil!
Robert Burns

36.
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment.
Buffalo Bill

37.
He taught me the difference between a good single malt whisky and a bad one.
Catherine Zeta-Jones

38.
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
George Bernard Shaw

39.
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better.
Langston Hughes

40.
A pleasant aperitif, as well as a good chaser for a short quick whiskey, as well again for a fine supper drink, is beer.
M. F. K. Fisher

41.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
Casey Stengel

42.
Haven't you learned yet that I put something more than whisky into my speeches.
Winston Churchill

43.
Whiskey is all right in its place - but its place is hell.
Billy Sunday

44.
You can steal my women but don't play with my whiskey.
Charles Bukowski

45.
Economy, n. Purchasing the barrel of whiskey that you do not need for the price of the cow that you cannot afford.
Ambrose Bierce

46.
Vodka is a wonderful drink. You can drink so much of it without being as hung over as you would if you were drinking one of the brown liquors - the whiskeys and such. It's a great drink to go with appetizers.
Gary Shteyngart

47.
It's Faster horses, Younger women, Older whiskey and More money.
Tom T. Hall

48.
Bernard always had a few prayers in the hall and some whiskey afterwards as he was rather pious.
Daisy Ashford

49.
"Uisce Beatha" is a compounded distilled spirit being drawn on aromatics, and the Irish sort is particularly distinguished for its pleasant and mild flavour.
Samuel Johnson

50.
Stories, like whiskey, must be allowed to mature in the cask.
Sean O Faolain