1.
A girl told me my lips looked like somebody had pressed strawberry yogurt against my face.
Katherine Heigl
2.
Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.
Scott Adams
3.
Don't cry over spilled milk. By this time tomorrow, it'll be free yogurt.
Stephen Colbert
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The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit.
Rush Limbaugh
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Hey yogurt, if you're so cultured, how come I never see you at the opera?
Stephen Colbert
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The shelf life of the average trade book is somewhere between milk and yogurt.
Calvin Trillin
7.
I go to great pains to find the best yogurt and granola.
Ezra Koenig
8.
Every morning, I eat one fat-free yogurt with a sliced peach when peaches are in season, and one thin slice of whole-wheat bread. The same thing. I don't want to get fat. And I want to keep my fitness.
Leonard Lauder
9.
I like to eat yogurt in the morning. It's easy and quick and available anywhere.
Maud Welzen
10.
Everything you draw is influenced. It's like yogurt. You need a little bit to start the next batch.
Sarnath Banerjee
12.
I'm still living the life where you get home and open the fridge and there's half a pot of yogurt and a half a can of flat Coca-Cola.
Alan Rickman
13.
The shelf life of the modern hardback writer is somewhere between the milk and the yoghurt.
John Mortimer
14.
In the U.S., too many yogurts are filled with corn syrup, preservatives, artificial this and that. To me, this is poison.
Mireille Guiliano
15.
Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made.
Mel Brooks
16.
There is nothing particularly wrong with salmon, of course, but like caramel candy, strawberry yogurt, or liquid carpet cleaner, if you eat too much of it you are not going to enjoy your meal.
Daniel Handler
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Apparently I'm in rehab for intensive partying soooo I'm just going to lay pretty low for a bit and maybe get some frozen yogurt.
Ireland Baldwin
19.
I receive a lot of snacks and yogurt that have nearly the same name as me.
Onew
20.
He got me a cup of tea with honey, toast with honey, yogurt with honey, like I was John the Baptist with the flu.
Anne Lamott
21.
One bit of advice someone gave me - which I haven't yet tried - is that if you go to an area where you might pick up a tummy bug, you should seek out the local probiotic yogurt. Eating it will introduce you to the local gut flora, apparently.
Anthony Head
22.
I opened up a frozen-yogurt business out of college. I didnt finish college; I went halfway, and then I worked for Joel Silver, the producer, as a driver for a year.
Greg Grunberg
23.
I go light on breakfast. Sometimes it's a yogurt, but a lot of times it's leftovers from one of my wife's dinners.
Ice Cube
24.
I cannot get into cottage cheese, and I've tried a lot. Yogurt is hard for me to eat, too. I have to hold my nose to get it down. There's something wrong with that.
Chandra Wilson
25.
We will make yogurt with all kinds of nutritious elements. We want to provide nutrition to the poor and children.
Muhammad Yunus
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It's easy to be cynical; harder is remembering that on any given day the person beside you on the subway or taking to long to pay for a tub of yogurt at the supermarket could be going through something tremendous and sorrowful and arduous.
Rob Payne
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I had an alarm, I had nerve gas, I had a yogurt. What more could anyone want?
Janet Evanovich