1.
Take care and spike your hair. WWWYKI!
Zack Ryder
2.
Attention! Attention! Attention! Thou art aware of the situation!
Zack Ryder
3.
Does anybody has President Obama's phone number? 'Cause I have figure out why the unemployment rate in the United States is so high. Because Zack Ryder's doing all the jobs.
Zack Ryder
4.
Arguing with the girlfriend. Mid argument she says "Were you on Monday night Raw last night?" I had no comeback.
Zack Ryder
5.
I may have been "invisible" tonight on WWE RAW but I'll be "invincible" Thursday night on WWE SUPERSTARS. WWWYKI.
Zack Ryder
6.
I'm a future legend. And you're the legend killer.
Zack Ryder
7.
That really hurt my feelings, bro.
Zack Ryder