50th Birthday Quotes

In the information age, you don't teach philosophy as they did after feudalism. You perform it. If Aristotle were alive today he'd have a talk show.

We are all geniuses up to the age of ten.

Age is something that doesn't matter unless you're a cheese

When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it.

And currently, there are four to five new works in the pipeline for upcoming celebrations such as the Sydney 2000 Olympics, Australian Federation, my 50th Birthday, and Sydney Dance Company's 25th Anniversary.

The spirit should never grow old.

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

I have enjoyed greatly the second blooming... suddenly you find - at the age of 50, say - that a whole new life has opened before you.

You must become an old man in good time if you wish to be an old man long. [Lat.,
Mature fieri senem,
si diu velis esses senex.]

Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday.

We accumulate our opinions at an age when our understanding is at its weakest.

For my sister's 50th birthday, I sent her a singing mammogram.

Young men soon give, and soon forget, affronts; old age is slow in both.

Happy birthday! Hope your 50s will be as awesome as your 40s.

For my 50th birthday I just want to make it all make sense [being exactly half introvert], and then a couple of weeks later do the blow-out with all my friends.