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All my money is in a savings account. My dad has explained the stock market to me maybe 75 times. I still don't understand it.
John Mulaney
2.
A man is whole only when he takes into account his shadow.
Djuna Barnes
3.
Science proceeds more by what it has learned to ignore than what it takes into account.
Galileo Galilei
5.
Let your name be worth more than your bank account
Ray Lewis
6.
The smarter the person, the more boring the instagram account.
Lorde
7.
There are sons of God who do not yet appear so to us, but now do so to God; and there are those who, on account of some arrogated or temporal grace, are called so by us, but are not so to God.
John Calvin
8.
You've got to exercise. Your health account, your bank account, they're the same thing. The more you put in, the more you can take out.
Jack LaLanne
9.
In science we must be interested in things, not in persons.
Marie Curie
10.
You could never predict what would happen. There was an element of destiny in everything that one could never account for.
Danielle Steel
11.
Take account of your deeds before they are taken account of.
Umar
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Science is a system of statements based on direct experience, and controlled by experimental verification. Verification in science is not, however, of single statements but of the entire system or a sub-system of such statements.
Rudolf Carnap
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There are eternal consequences resulting from all our thoughts, words and actions, of which we take far too little account.
J. C. Ryle
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Basic scientific research is scientific capital.
Vannevar Bush
15.
Science knows only one commandment - contribute to science.
Bertolt Brecht
17.
One ought not to be unkind to a woman merely on account of her plainness, any more than one had a right to take liberties with her merely because she was handsome
Murasaki Shikibu
18.
He who accounts all things easy will have many difficulties.
Laozi
19.
My account is paid in full. So, why are you calling me?
Jon Jones
20.
I don't have a Facebook or Twitter account.
Dev Patel
21.
God does not keep an itemized account of all your failures.
Joseph Prince
22.
There is only one difference between a bad economist and a good one: the bad economist confines himself to the visible effect; the good economist takes into account both the effect that can be seen and those effects that must be foreseen.
Frederic Bastiat
25.
When banks extend loans to their customers, they create money by crediting their customers’ accounts.
Mervyn King
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Nature takes no account of even the most reasonable of human excuses.
Joseph Wood Krutch
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The subject itself is of no account; what matters is the way it is presented.
Raoul Dufy
28.
Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season.
Mark Twain
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Take account of yourselves before you are brought to account.
Umar
30.
Did you hear about the accountant who became am embezzler? He ran away with the accounts payable!
Jackie Mason
31.
An authentic and ingenious account of the ingeniously counterfeit in art and in life.
D. J. Enright
33.
Time is a trust, and for every minute of it you will have to account.
John Lubbock
34.
I am giving an account of what was, not of what ought or ought not to be.
Daniel Defoe
35.
Sex accounts for about 40 percent of your relationship, but if it's bad, then it's 60.
Joe Manganiello
36.
The world is unable to provide any account of its own actuality, and yet there it is all the same.
David Bentley Hart
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It is a test of true theories not only to account for but to predict phenomena.
William Whewell
38.
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes at which the hearer is permitted to laugh.
Quentin Crisp
39.
Going home must be like going to render an account.
Joseph Conrad
40.
When science starts to be interpretive
it is more unscientific even than mysticism.
D. H. Lawrence
41.
Look at history. It's not the account of a species at peace.
Salman Rushdie
42.
At some time, here or hereafter, every account must be settled, and every debt paid in full.
John H. Vincent
43.
Spend less than you make; always be saving something. Put it into a tax-deferred account. Over time, it will begin to amount to something. This is such a no-brainer.
Charlie Munger
46.
Maybe your pregnant. Oops, hold on, you're not pregnant, on account of you're not gettin any.
Janet Evanovich
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I don't fly on account of my religion. I'm a devout coward.
Henny Youngman