1.
She wants to be flowers, but you make her owls. You must not complain, then, if she goes hunting.
Alan Garner
2.
I loathe crowds. I especially dont like cities. A city involves biomass. And biomass gets to me.
Alan Garner
3.
Im not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Alan Garner
4.
The job of a storyteller is to speak the truth. But what we feel most deeply can’t be spoken in words alone. At this level, only images connect. And here, story becomes symbol; symbol is myth. And myth is truth.
Alan Garner
5.
I wish Monkeys could Skype. Maybe one day.
Alan Garner
6.
It's where I keep all my things. Get a lot of compliments on this. Plus it's not a purse, it's called a satchel. Indiana Jones wears one.
Alan Garner
7.
I love research so much that I do an enormous amount; it helps put off the moment of starting to write the story.
Alan Garner
8.
Everything I have ever written has been in the same chair, in the same room.
Alan Garner
9.
I learnt that I must never finish a book with nothing else to do.
Alan Garner
10.
Hitting the gym to release stress is not nearly as effective as hitting the people that cause the stress to begin with.
Alan Garner
11.
Possessive parents rarely live long enough to see the fruits of their selfishness.
Alan Garner
12.
When you start, the world of publishing seems like a great cathedral citadel of talent, resisting attempts to let you inside. It isn't like that at all. It may be more difficult now, and take longer than when I started to write, but there's a great, empty warehouse out there looking for simple talent.
Alan Garner
13.
If you are going to write, nothing will stop you, and if you are not going to write, nothing will make you.
Alan Garner
14.
My great-grandfather was a self-taught man, and his library was extraordinary. I read the lot.
Alan Garner
15.
My background is deep and set in deep time, and in a narrow space, oral traditions going back a long, long time, which I inherited by osmosis.
Alan Garner
16.
Ive learned never to try and force words to come.
Alan Garner
17.
My attitude is that if anybody of any age wants to read a book, let them, but I do think that no child would want to read Boneland.
Alan Garner
18.
... I had never given much credence to the phenomenon of "writer's block". I was more inclined to think of it as "writer's impatience", and to follow Arthur Koestler's dictum: "Soak; and wait.
Alan Garner
19.
When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.
Alan Garner
20.
I'll buy metaphor, but simile's a cop-out used by scaredycats who won't commit to anything. Simile's for cowards.
Alan Garner