1.
It's always dangerous when boring people think they're creative.
Alec Sulkin
2.
You are not special. There is no plan for you. Nothing happens for a reason. Just try not to die and shut up.
Alec Sulkin
3.
It always seems that people who bring nothing to the table take the most from it.
Alec Sulkin
4.
When I make fun of you, I strike just the right note. When you make fun of me, you're an incredibly ungrateful asshole and you know why.
Alec Sulkin
5.
His lie ability is an asset
Alec Sulkin
6.
Just because you're an avid reader doesn't mean you're an avid understander.
Alec Sulkin
7.
Hearing the faraway sounds of children at recess makes me understand that I am no longer life's main character.
Alec Sulkin
8.
There's something great about terrible westerns. They look like gay dancers and bad, overwrought dialogue and overacting, black and white sped up horses.
Alec Sulkin
9.
If you say you had a zen moment, you already didn't.
Alec Sulkin
10.
Everyone's the anti-Teddy Roosevelt. Speak loudly and carry a brittle twig.
Alec Sulkin
11.
The internet makes everything not enough.
Alec Sulkin
