Annie Hall Quotes

Take the money and run.

I heard that Commentary and Dissent had merged and formed Dysenery.

Honey, there's a spider in your bathroom the size of a Buick.

I can't enjoy anything unless everybody is. If one guy is starving someplace, that puts a crimp in my evening.

You know, it's one thing about intellectuals, they prove that you can be absolutely brilliant and have no idea what's going on.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there.

My grammy never gave gifts, you know. She was too busy getting raped by Cossacks.

Those who can't do, teach. And those who can't teach, teach gym.

I would never wanna belong to any club that would have someone like me for a member.

There seems to be this tendency toward denigrating romantic comedies as of late because it becomes something sort of cheesy or whatever. Whereas this embraced what it was. As a fan of When Harry Met Sally or Annie Hall, as a demonstration of what romantic comedy could be and should be, I immediately phoned Nira back and said, "Yeah, I'd like to do this. It'll be fun."

But, I swear, they’re turning Donna into Annie Hall this season. More ties. More suits. But they’re also keeping her really motivated, ya know? Like, wanting to be a rock journalist. Wanting to be the first woman president.

I don't know how much longer I can complain.

I love Diane Keaton's style in 'Annie Hall,' but I like to think my own style is like a cross between 'Annie Hall' and Prince.

There's also a certain segment that doesn't know what "Annie Hall" is. Seriously, it's true.

I rarely get the "Annie Hall" references other than from people who are aficionados of movies, people who really care about movies. But in general, people don't even think about it.

Of course they may have corrected it by now, but the original titles at the end of Annie Hall say "Christophe Vlaken." It was just inconceivable. These things are checked...I don't know what that was about. I'd never seen or heard of it. How they came up with the name Christophe Vlaken, it must've been a conspiracy. I did ask about it but nobody knew.

If anything, I learned most from being a huge fan of his and watching movies like Annie Hall and Manhattan over and over again - that influenced the kind of movies that I wanted to make more than anything else.

I don't know if you have ever seen the Woody Allen film 'Annie Hall,' but it is, in a way, to Los Angeles and 'Hollywood' what 'This Is Spinal Tap' is to many musicians.

I have younger kids, and I adopted them late in life. They don't know these people [from Annie Hall] at all.