Anus Quotes

I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus.

My father was swallowed alive by his own anus. It was a terrible way to go.

I've been abducted and probed in the anus. On purpose.

If you had five photos of anuses, I could not point mine out.

Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous.

I got divorced from my wife on June 6, 2006. Yeah, 6-6-06, which coincidentally, was when my wife turned into a demon spawned from Satan's anus. But for legal reasons, I have to call her, Kate.

We are gods with anuses.

Are there glass shards in my anus?!