Armpits Quotes

Feminists were psyched that I had armpit hair

If you keep your armpits open, you won't get depressed.

If you open the armpits, the brain becomes light. You cannot brood or become depressed.

When you find your soulmate, you could sleep under their armpits.

I love the smell of a woman's armpit when she's not wearing deodorant.

She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.

I never did a dirty armpit. You can look dirty, but you can't be dirty.

I don't know my armpit from my elbow in Los Angeles.

I started to get grossed out by the armpits.

She stabbed him in the armpit, deep, and he dropped his sword. And died. So that's what is feels like, she thought as her boldness gave away to trembling. It feels awful.

I had no clue they would fall into my armpits eventually.

Disney world is an armpit compared to Montana.