1.
Dahling, when God put teeth in your mouth, he ruined a perfectly good arsehole.
Neil Gaiman
2.
I'd like to submit to Bad Science my teacher who gave us a handout which says that 'Water is best absorbed by the body when provided in frequent small amounts.' What I want to know is this. If I drink too much in one go, will it leak out off my arsehole instead? Thank you. Anton.
Ben Goldacre
3.
We should differentiate between criminals who make violent threats online, and trolls who are just arseholes
Bonnie Greer
4.
The purpose of this lectchoor is to let you know where we are. We are in the deep cack. It couldn't be worse if it was raining arseholes. Any questions?
Terry Pratchett
5.
Actors tend to be quite good at getting on with people. If you’re an arsehole, people don’t want to work with you. You won’t get hired Well, there are a few arseholes.
Bertie Carvel