1.
I think we're all good and bad, but good's not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress the good and let the bad out, and then you can be funny.
Larry David
2.
I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.
Jeff Ross
3.
Like everybody, I have invested in things that have gone bad, because there's never any guarantee of success or profit when it comes to money.
Murray Walker
4.
We exaggerate misfortune and happiness alike.
We are never as bad off or as happy as we say we are.
Honore de Balzac
5.
My parents really instilled this idea in me of being your own person, almost to the extent that I couldn't do wrong. I'd get a bad grade and they'd be like, "No! What you did was great!"
Winona Ryder