Bagels Quotes

I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.

I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.

I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do

According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes.

Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.

We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel

I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.

My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'

I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi.

You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.

I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!

I just look at a bagel and my ass gets bigger!

In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.

I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time.

I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.

Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)

When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons.