1.
I've said this before, and I say it again. Bagels can be an enormous power for good or for evil. It is up to us to decide how we will use them.
Daniel Pinkwater
2.
I actually put peanut butter on my bagel. I really like peanut butter and I like to ruin the bagel. You know what's even crazier that I do sometimes? I do cinnamon raisin bagels with peanut butter. It is really, really out there.
Evan Peters
3.
I'll eat the hell out of a bagel. That's what I do
Jade Puget
4.
According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes.
Jimmy Fallon
5.
Bagel in the morning is the ultimate breakfast for me; they're just good.
Lee DeWyze
6.
We do it early like Cheerios and a bagel
Nicki Minaj
7.
I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels.
Chelsea Handler
8.
My sister married a German. He complained he couldn't get a good
bagel back home. I said: 'Well, whose fault is that?'
Emo Philips
9.
I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi.
Sara Sheridan
10.
You make me wanna staple bagels to my face, then remove them with a pitchfork.
Al Yankovic
11.
I'm a bagel on a plate full of onion rolls!
Fanny Brice
12.
In New York, I like it when you can get bagels at 3 in the morning.
Shepard Smith
14.
I definitely invented the everything bagel. There's no doubt. It's undeniable truth. It's one of those things that's 100% true, 50% of the time.
Joe Bastianich
15.
I'll show Luke I can fit into the city. I'll show him I can be a true New Yorker. I'll go the gym, and then I'll eat a bagel, and I'll ... shoot someone, maybe? Or maybe just the gym will be enough.
Sophie Kinsella
16.
Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
17.
When I was 17, I worked at a bagel shop - I ate so many! I was also in all the school musicals, which we rehearsed for during the afternoons.
Jenna Ushkowitz