Bananas Quotes

Never make eye contact with anyone while eating a banana

I blow up fireworks all the time, and I love making milkshakes and banana splits.

People ask me how I stay thin, and I'm like, 'When you go to the grocery store, buy more bananas than cookies.'

You can't stand up for Canada with a banana for a backbone.

You don't come in here on Sunday with a big banana and expect everything to be peaches.

You never know where to look when eating a banana.

Yeah, I like cars and basketball. But you know what I like more? Bananas.

Goals are like bananas, they come in bunches.

Anything can happen. The great banana peel of existence is always on the floor somewhere.

Something will pop up in my head. It could be like the weirdest thing. Like all'a sudden like I have like a jumping banana in my head.

If you can't think because you can't chew, try a banana.

I've heard that fact, that is you eat more than six bananas it will kill you. I saw a bowl with seven bananas in it and I thought, that's dangerous.

I will not accept racism at all. It's unacceptable. If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to jail, because I will kill them.

Never interrupt me when I'm eating a banana.

Technology has the shelf life of a banana.

Life is full of banana skins. You slip, you carry on.

You know the black bits in bananas? Are they tarantulas' eggs?

Believe it or not, bananas do contain a small quantity of Musa Sapientum bananadine, which is a mild, short-lasting psychedelic.

We share half our genes with the banana.

Whenever I try to spell 'banana,' I feel stupid because I don't know when to end it.

Cybernetics is NOT the banana.

Everything goes with short hair. It's bananas.

No fruit dies so vile and offensive a death as the banana.

Honduras was the original 'banana republic,' and its poverty remains extreme.

I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe.

If it were not for me, the Gracies would be selling Bananas in Largo do Machado!

My mother always used to say: 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'

What a shame it is for a nation to be developing without a sense of beauty, and eating bananas for breakfast.

How to defend yourself against a banana

I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.

I always have bananas with me for energy.

Don't put Banana and Hammock in the same sentence

You have to have a certain persona to be a star, you know, and I don't have that. I'm a banana.

Me Grandad is 74 and he's football bananas, so me nan gets loads of grief.

When it gets into these spikes, with shortages and uproar and so forth, people go bananas, but that's capitalism.

This is America, not a banana republic.

They travel best in gangs, hanging around like clumps of bananas, thick skinned and yellow.

I look at you and wham, I'm head over heals. I guess that love is like a banana peel.

I liked the banana-seat bikes with the high handlebars - maybe a card in the wheel could have been part of it.

As great as Ed is, the wisdom out here is that he can't carry a movie. They'll pay him $3 million to be the second banana in Julia Roberts things. But they won't put up $3 million for an Ed Harris movie.

I'm 100 percent clean. I'm doing this off of nuts and bananas.

If someone throws a banana at me in the street, I will go to prison because I will kill him.

Well, it's nice being top banana in the shock department.

I will get married when I build a house in Banana Island

And they have a display of bananas, which are not bananas but called plantains and are more like a potato pretending to be a banana.

When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. But when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.

Ripe bananas are the mark of a good produce section. A good produce section is the mark of a superior grocery store. A superior grocery store is the mark of a good man.

Incompetence is a double-edged banana.

My belief about acting in one foot on a banana peel and the other one in the grave.

Los Estados Unidos has turned into a banana republic, a fascist banana republic.