Bart Simpson Quotes

[On Sting] He threw a sucker punch. There's the sucker who threw the punch. Him the the Bart Simpson hair doo.

My standard comment is, If you don't want your kids to be like Bart Simpson, don't act like Homer Simpson.

Thanks to Bart Simpson, I have a pretty good life.

I wanted to be Snoopy's girlfriend and when I got older I wanted to be Bart Simpson's girlfriend. Then I couldn't decide whether I wanted marry Snoopy or Michael Jackson - because he was God to me - or to just be them.