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Bathroom Quotes

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The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.
Jesse Shera

Authors on Bathroom Quotes: George Carlin Robert Breault Cassandra Clare Mason Cooley Elizabeth Gilbert Will Self Jonathan Weeks Dov Davidoff Keith Richards Sherrilyn Kenyon Alanis Morissette Jerry Seinfeld David Sedaris Garry Trudeau Scott Westerfeld Thom Yorke Lori Petty Craig Benzine Lewis Hamilton Becca Fitzpatrick Seth Green Winston Churchill Johnny Cash Dorothy Parker Austin Kleon Jesse Shera David Walliams Isaac Mizrahi Shaquille O'Neal Reif Larsen Kyan Douglas Charles Bukowski Marlene Dietrich
2.
The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.
Bette Davis

3.
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
Ronnie Spector

4.
I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
Natalie Wood

5.
Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.
Thom Yorke

6.
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.
Alanis Morissette

7.
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
Marlene Dietrich

8.
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
Linda Fiorentino

9.
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
David Walliams

10.
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.
Seth Green

11.
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
Richard M. Nixon

12.
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.
Joe Buck

13.
Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.
Dorothy Parker

14.
Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time
Cassandra Clare

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Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
George Carlin

16.
At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.
Hideo Kojima

17.
As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
Ronald Blythe

18.
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.
Paget Brewster

19.
I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
Shaquille O'Neal

20.
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.
George Carlin

21.
Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
Margaret Mead

22.
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about
Tommy Shaw

23.
People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now.
Willemijn Verkaik

24.
[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
Billy Wilder

25.
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
Connie Sellecca

26.
Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant!
Gordon Ramsay

27.
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
Kiefer Sutherland

28.
Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.
Winston Churchill

29.
Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.
Tom Holt

30.
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.
Monica Denise Brown

31.
When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.
Stephen King

32.
I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.
Taylor Swift

33.
I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.
Rod Stewart

34.
Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
Dov Davidoff

35.
In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.
Shay Mitchell

36.
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.
Leah Remini

37.
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
Kyan Douglas

38.
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
Larry Hagman

39.
I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.
Demi Lovato

40.
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
Garry Trudeau

41.
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.
Isaac Mizrahi

42.
Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.
Dave Eggers

43.
What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?
Becca Fitzpatrick

44.
Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!
Noah Scalin

45.
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."
Robert Breault

46.
In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.
Richard Jeni

47.
I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case.
Lewis Hamilton

48.
After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.
Lennox Lewis

49.
(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.
Larry Craig

50.
Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
Craig Benzine