Bathroom Quotes

The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.

The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.

My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.

Making music for Radiohead is like going to the bathroom, I'm just going to the bathroom constantly, and millions are watching me go to the bathroom.

I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.

I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.

You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.

I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.

The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.

I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.

Excuse me, everybody, I have to go to the bathroom. I really have to telephone, but I'm too embarrassed to say so.

Dudes," He said, "Do not follow other dudes to the bathroom." Isabelle sighed. "Latent homosexual panic will do you in every time

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.

I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.

I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.

At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.

People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now.

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.

Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant!

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.

Never pass up the chance to sit down or go to the bathroom.

I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.

Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.

Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

I started singing in the bathroom, ... Nothing was coming out. It was ghastly.

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.

Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.

I've never turned blue in someone else's bathroom. I consider that the height of bad manners.