Blokes Quotes

I'm not really a churchy person, although I do think Jesus was a good bloke.

Ive worked really physically hard, and I was never afraid of working hard as younger bloke.

Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves

Sad old blokes, I'm told, now dream of me with a whip in hand.

I don't find offensive that I'm being labelled a babe by blokes. I'm absolutely flattered.

I am going to become a writer for Cosmo - you don’t have to make any sense at all. Or maybe I’ll be a bloke, they don’t have to make sense either.

Once you don't smile on film, they say, 'Let's have that bloke who doesn't smile.'

There's nothing the British like better than a bloke who comes from nowhere, makes it, and then gets clobbered.

This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!

I went into a shop and I said, "Can someone sell me a kettle." The bloke said "Kenwood" I said, "Where is he?"

Wild!" Ron said, twiddling the replay knob on the side. "I can make that old bloke down there pick his nose again... and again... and again...

I'm wary of the word glam because I think that became the all-inclusive term with for any bloke with lipstick on, which is fine, you know, and that's what it is when it comes down to the public level.