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I didn’t go to religion to make me happy. I always knew a bottle of Port would do that. If you want a religion to make you feel really comfortable, I certainly don’t recommend Christianity.
C. S. Lewis
2.
I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me than a prefrontal lobotomy.
Tom Waits
3.
Remember that true beauty comes from within - from within bottles, jars, compacts, and lipstick tubes
Jeffree Star
4.
New weapons require new tactics. Never put new wine into old bottles.
Heinz Guderian
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I always carry Evian bottle and sunscreen.
Sela Ward
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Inside my empty bottle I was constructing a lighthouse while all others were making ships.
Charles Simic
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No matter how much good things are going on around you, you still have them little negative things that just wanna come out in front. But you bottle them in because you have so many other great things, but they still there.
Kendrick Lamar
8.
Great is the fortune of he who possesses a good bottle, a good book, and a good friend.
Moliere
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Golf tips are like aspirin. One may do you good, but if you swallow the whole bottle you will be lucky to survive.
Harvey Penick
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Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak.
Johnny Carson
11.
Read yourself, not books. Truth isn't outside, that's only memory, not wisdom. Memory without wisdom is like an empty thermos bottle - if you don't fill it, it's useless.
Ajahn Chah
12.
Strategy is buying a bottle of fine wine when you take a lady out for dinner. Tactics is getting her to drink it.
Frank Muir
13.
If you want to split a bottle with a friend, then Sammy Hagar is your guy. If you want to split your friend with a bottle than give me a call.
David Lee Roth
14.
No," I say, looking up at Griggs. "It's actually because my heart belongs to someone else." And if I could bottle the look on his face, I'd keep it by my bedside for the rest of my life.
Melina Marchetta
15.
The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.
Andy Warhol
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Always keep a bottle of Champagne in the fridge for special occasions. Sometimes, the special occasion is that you've got a bottle of Champagne in the fridge.
Hester Browne
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Eating, loving, singing, and digesting are, in truth, the four acts of the comic opera known as life, and they pass like bubbles of a bottle of champagne. Whoever lets them break without having enjoyed them is a complete fool.
Gioachino Rossini
18.
My whole persona is vodka bottles and marijuana The hope in Nana was rockin', inspired from my Mama
Vinnie Paz
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You have only so many bottles in your life, never drink a bad one.
Len Evans
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I like how wine continues to evolve, like if I opened a bottle of wine today it would taste different than if I'd opened it on any other day, because a bottle of wine is actually alive. And it's constantly evolving and gaining complexity.
Virginia Madsen
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Breastfeeding should not be taboo - and bottle feeding should not be judged - it's ALL fun for the whole family.
Jaime King
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Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey
Ernest Hemingway
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But I have an African or Indian approach to what I find. I like to make use of everything. I can't bear to throw things away - a nice wine bottle, a nice box. Sometimes I feel like a wizard in Toytown, transforming a bunch of carrots into pomegranates.
Eduardo Paolozzi
24.
He wasn't a complete human being at all. He was a tiny bit of one, unnaturally developed; something in a bottle, an organ kept alive in a laboratory. I thought he was a sort of primitive savage, but he was something absolutely modern and up-to-date that only this ghastly age could produce. A tiny bit of a man pretending to be whole.
Evelyn Waugh
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A bottle of wine begs to be shared; I have never met a miserly wine lover.
Clifton Fadiman
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I have always had more dread of a pen, a bottle of ink, and a sheet of paper than of a sword or pistol.
Alexandre Dumas
27.
If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
Dave Mustaine
28.
When I sit in my bedroom with a book and a bottle of vodka, I do it because I'm sad, not because I think it's cool. I do it because I want to forget what I am thinking about.
Richey Edwards
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Seduction is often difficult to distinguish from rape. In seduction, the rapist often bothers to buy a bottle of wine.
Andrea Dworkin
31.
Warm evenings, pale mornings, bottle of blues
Gram Parsons
32.
By the way, I do not wear a hose. My hose is my own. No coke bottle, nothing stuffed down there.
Freddie Mercury
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The rigidity of a bottle's form does not affect the fluidity of the liquid it contains.
Leon Krier
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Now that I have opened that bottle of memories they're pouring out like wine, crimson and bittersweet.
Ellen Hopkins
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If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day
Jim Croce
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I don't go to clubs and throw money and pop bottles. That's not my thing, no disrespect.
Yelawolf
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Fifteen men on the Dead Man's Chest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum! Drink and the devil had done for the rest Yo-ho-ho, and a bottle of rum!
Robert Louis Stevenson
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If fitness came in a bottle,everyone would have a great body. Skip the quick fixes;hard work is what ensures lasting results!
Denise Austin
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The relationship between a Russian and a bottle of vodka is almost mystical.
Richard Owen
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Hitting the bottle again, ever than I've drunker been. Or is it drunker than I've ever been?
Waylon Jennings
43.
We could park the van and walk to town, find cheapest bottle of wine that we could find. And talk about the road behind, how getting lost is not a waste of time.
Jack Johnson
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You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.
Adlai E. Stevenson
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CĂ©zanne made a cylinder out of a bottle. I start from the cylinder to create a special kind of individual object. I make a bottle a particular bottle out of a cylinder.
Juan Gris
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I'd catch moonlight in a bottle, if we could drink a toast to happiness.
Toby Keith
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A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.
Cary Grant
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I would happily die with a bottle of white Burgundy in my mouth.
Julia Child
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Truth, which is important to a scholar, has to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud.
Jeane Kirkpatrick
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Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in.
Adam Duritz