Bovine Quotes

History, in other words, is just a device to be used by well-paid boobherds to drive the American cattle in bovine content to their pastures or to the abattoir.

Those no-sooner-have-I-touched-the-pillow people are past my comprehension. There is something bovine about them.

The proper condition of the human is not bovine placidity... the highest degree of tension that can be creatively borne.

I'm healthy as an ox. And you?" "To compare myself with a bovine would be both ridiculous and insulting, but I'm fit as ever, if that is what you are asking.

The cow is of the bovine ilk: One end is moo, the other, milk.

When you're taxing bovine flatulence emissions, there's nothing left to tax.

The dark does not weep for itself because there is no light. Rather, it accepts that it is the dark.

For me, boviscopophobia is an even stronger motive than semi-agoraphobia for staying on the ship when we're in port.

I have always voted Labour and I always will. I have got to have one stupid, bovine part of me and that's the part that votes Labour.