Bowling Quotes

I’m a bowling pin, even when I fall I’ll always stand back up.

I started bowling when I was 14, my freshman year in high school.

Every bowling center should have a house pro.

The other advantage England have got when Phil Tufnell is bowling is that he isn't fielding

Never eat in a restaurant that has a bowling trophy on the cash register.

And you call yourselves a bowling alley?

It would be difficult to convince me that leaning has no effect whatsoever on the outcome of my bowling.

I bowl my best when I am fittest and the best way to get fit is to bowl. That's how you get your rhythm. You cannot really find a rhythm by bowling in the nets.

Eastern Connecticut is very different from Western; we're more liverwurst than pâté, more bowling than polo.

In bowling and in life, if a person made the spares, the strikes would take care of themselves.

You can never find the right bowling ball. This one's too heavy. This one's good but its pink!

Error increases with distance. It's true with bowling, and it's true with families.

Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Remember there is plenty of room at the top-but not enough to sit down.

I think we've been a lot more disciplined with our bowling. Our batting at times has been more disciplined as well.

We're goin bowling. If we don't come back, avenge our deaths.

Well, my hand never fell off, and within no time, I was bowling competitively in leagues and tournaments.

He has defined cricket in his fabulous, impeccable manner. He is to batting what Shane Warne is to bowling.

“I'll never bowl with him again. After he got a strike, he spiked the ball.”

Bowling would be more interesting if it were slightly uphill.

Usually one must go to a bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature.

It's far more daunting than bowling to Ricky Ponting or facing Shane Warne

Rahul Dravid being known as 'The Wall' is pretty much spot on. 'The fortress' could also describe Rahul. Because once, Dravid was set, you needed the bowling equivalent of a dozen cannon firing all at once to blast him down.

Building a mechanical device for its appearance is like putting lace on a bowling ball.

Back then it was nothing like today. So you'd go to the bowling alley. We bowled and you could be in the back and you could make out, you know? And you know how hot it was to make out.

This man I was going with asked me for my finger measurements. I thought he was going to buy me a ring for Christmas, but he gave me a bowling ball.

I vividly remember bowling 20 + games a day, 2 or 3 times a week.

I love bowling almost as much as I love not bowling.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

Bowling, I like bowling. I've been getting into this bowling thing. It's kinda fun.

I spent a lot of time bowling as a kid, mostly because I grew up in bowling alleys. They were kind of my playgrounds.

A run is more difficult to make than no save, because batting is in its nature a far less certain and reliable thing than bowling and fielding.

The Conservatives played like England cricketers - too many rash strokes and run-outs, dropped catches and bowling anywhere but the stumps.

Fast bowling is not an easy job. Especially if you are also a batsman as well as being a fast bowler, a fast bowler has to work harder than any other cricketer on his fitness.

It would be hilarious if I worked in a bowling alley.

Bowling really was a big American sport in the '50s, '60s, and '70s, and then it kind of died off in the '80s.

I like bowling. It's just one of those things where I can do so many jokes about it because I do know bowling. Somebody once said, "The whitest things in the world are Jim Gaffigan and bowling."

You want perfection, go to a bowling alley!

I performed in a bowling alley before while people were still bowling. Cut the check, and I will perform anywhere.

There aren't many millionaires who bowl over 100. Why not? Because they left the bowling league behind to build their fortunes.

I am an avid drinker with a serious bowling problem.

I have always hated bowling, and I don't mind admitting it.

“Really, there are two types of people who go bowling. There are people who really, really love bowling. Then there are the people that are like: wouldn’t it be hysterical if we went bowling?”

You know, the bowling alley doesn‘t seem to be improving my game. That‘s the one thing I have noticed.

I was 18 and making 150 quid a week, which was a lot of money to me. Then there was a bad winter and I got paid off. Then my firm, JW Henderson of Bowling Green Street, Leith, went bust. If they hadn't folded, I'd probably still be scaffolding and loving it.