1.
I can't explain why a bride buys her wedding dress, whereas a groom rents his tux.
Lou Holtz
3.
Most Kikuyu marriages were arranged on the basis of what is described by anthropologists as the bride price.
Louis Leakey
4.
Always the bridesmaid , never the bride." Always the godfather, never the god".
Gregory Maguire
5.
There is no place in which to hide when Age comes seeking for his bride.
Joyce Kilmer
8.
I am recognized a lot for Clueless, but I am recognized a great deal for The Princess Bride. I dont know... maybe everybody who has seen that movie just goes out on the street.
Wallace Shawn
9.
I wanted to be a Bride of Christ but I guess now I'm a young divorcee.
John Guare
10.
Vane passed the mashed potatoes across Bride to Fury, who stared at them with a fierce frown "What are these?" he asked. "Potatoes," Vane told him. "What did they do to them?
Sherrilyn Kenyon
13.
Oh, gods, you’re mated! I really hope it’s to Aimee. (Bride) Thankfully so. Otherwise I’d have had to kill me some ho and then beat Fang senseless. (Aimee)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
14.
I played it for my bride, and one day you will play for yours.
Cassandra Clare
15.
Every bride and groom would do well to remember that in wedding, the we comes before the I.
Evan Esar
16.
Good grief, Fury, warn me if you’re going to jump in here naked. (Bride)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
18.
To know that I continue to touch the lives of so many brides is a very special feeling.
Monique Lhuillier
19.
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.
Evan Esar
20.
I wanted to be Beetlejuice. I watched nonstop 'Beetlejuice' and 'The Princess Bride' growing up.
Mackenzie Davis
22.
I'm not the perfect bride after all.
Jenna Bush
23.
Time to sit down," Fred told Harry, "Or we're going to get run over by the bride.
J. K. Rowling
24.
Thank you, sir, but I am perfectly content being the bride of death.
Seth Grahame-Smith
25.
Why is it that whenever I hear music I think I’m a bride?
Djuna Barnes
26.
Devyn: “But what can I say? I'm irresistible.” Bride: "No, you're a ho, but the good news is I’m ok with that!
Gena Showalter