1.
If I could uninvent anything, I would uninvent Hitler's mum, guns and broccoli.
Dominic Monaghan
2.
Books aren't like broccoli. You don't have to eat it because it's good for you. Books drag you in because they are fascinating.
Jackie French
3.
Listen to your broccoli and it will tell you how to eat it.
Anne Lamott
4.
Without Pain, How Could We Know Joy?
John Green
5.
Never eat broccoli when there are cameras around.
Michael Stipe
7.
Villains fear me because I am unpredictable and broccoli. See what I mean?
Demetri Martin
8.
John McEnroe has hair like badly turned broccoli.
Clive James