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Bugs Quotes

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If debugging is the process of removing software bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.
Edsger Dijkstra

Authors on Bugs Quotes: Boris Beizer Edsger Dijkstra Linus Torvalds E. O. Wilson Eric Schmidt Dov Davidoff Wietse Venema Bill Gates Eric S. Raymond Mark Twain Chuck Jones Katie Holmes Tom DeMarco Kim Kardashian Alexander Pope Gloria Steinem Clarence Thomas Rob Bell Liz Phair Jodie Foster Carl E. Olson Rakim Mark Knopfler Brian Eno Nick Mason Steven Tyler Joe Montana Paul Verlaine Kenneth Rexroth Finn Wittrock Ben Affleck Stefanie Powers Scott Lynch
2.
From then on, when anything went wrong with a computer, we said it had bugs in it.
Grace Hopper

3.
Fame is an odd thing. It bugs you a little bit, but it's really not bad.
John Corbett

4.
It's true, I had hacked into a lot of companies, and took copies of the source code to analyze it for security bugs. If I could locate security bugs, I could become better at hacking into their systems. It was all towards becoming a better hacker.
Kevin Mitnick

5.
When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
Bill Watterson

6.
One bug in an SMTP server can open up the whole machine for intrusion.
Wietse Venema

7.
Natural grass is a wonderful thing for little bugs and sinkerball pitchers.
Dan Quisenberry

8.
Program testing can be used to show the presence of bugs, but never to show their absence!
Edsger Dijkstra

9.
Once the love bug wears off, as it inevitably does, you are shocked to discover that you really didn't know the object of your affections at all. We know this to be so, even as we repeat the same mistake over and over and over.
Bette Davis

10.
Wherever there's light, there's bugs.
Henry Allen Ironside

11.
A design remedy that prevents bugs is always preferable to a test method that discovers them.
Boris Beizer

12.
Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.
Linus Torvalds

13.
It really bugs me that someone will tell me, after I spent 20 years being educated, how I'm supposed to think.
Clarence Thomas

14.
Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.
Mark Knopfler

15.
Given enough eyeballs, all bugs are shallow (e.g., given a large enough beta-tester and co-developer base, almost every problem will be characterized quickly and the fix obvious to someone).
Eric S. Raymond

16.
A test that reveals a bug has succeeded, not failed.
Boris Beizer

17.
Some days you're the bug, some days you're the windshield.
Steven Tyler

18.
Hey, we all have our fear. Mine is bugs and lobsters!
Brooke Burke

19.
Bugs is who we want to be. Daffy is who we are.
Chuck Jones

20.
I find that writing unit tests actually increases my programming speed
Martin Fowler

21.
Up to a point, it is better to just let the snags [bugs] be there than to spend such time in design that there are none.
Alan Turing

22.
There are no significant bugs in our released software that any significant number of users want fixed.
Bill Gates

23.
Each new user of a new system uncovers a new class of bugs.
Brian Kernighan

24.
A good threat is worth a thousand tests.
Boris Beizer

25.
MRSA, which is a kind of super bug mutant, is killing 10,000 people a year in Britain
George Galloway

26.
A well installed microcode bug will be almost impossible to detect.
Ken Thompson

27.
There has never been an unexpectedly short debugging period in the history of computers.
Steven Levy

28.
The word trill really REALLY bugs me! Like who made that up???
Kim Kardashian

29.
I played many sports, but when that golf bug hit me, it was permanent.
Babe Didrikson Zaharias

30.
Once the travel bug bites, there is no known antidote.
Michael Palin

31.
I've never been compared to Bugs Bunny and that's amazing, thank you.
John Krasinski

32.
I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.
Kristen Bell

33.
I don’t expect to find inspiration. It just sort of comes. Sometimes you step on a bug and you get inspired.
Iris Apfel

34.
The lightning-bug is brilliant, but he hasn't any mind; He stumbles through existence with his headlight on behind.
Eugene Fitch Ware

35.
Bugs are not going to inherit the earth. They own it now. So we might as well make peace with the landlord.
Thomas Eisner

36.
I started racing myself and once you get bitten by that bug you really are hooked.
Nick Mason

37.
I loved being outside. We'd hold lightning bugs in our fingers and pretend they were diamond rings.
Loretta Lynn

38.
More than the act of testing, the act of designing tests is one of the best bug preventers known.
Boris Beizer

39.
There is an incredibly large spectrum of possible causes for program bugs, including simple typos, "thinkos," hidden limitations of underlying abstractions, and outright bugs in abstractions or their implementation.
Guido van Rossum

40.
The critic's symbol should be the tumble-bug: he deposits his egg in somebody else's dung, otherwise he could not hatch it.
Mark Twain

41.
Testing shows the presence, not the absence of bugs.
Edsger Dijkstra

42.
Second law: The complexity barrier. Software complexity (and therefore that of bugs) grows to the limits of our ability to manage that complexity.
Boris Beizer

43.
Nothing seems to please a fly so much as to be taken for a currant; and if it can be baked in a cake and palmed off on the unwary, it dies happy.
Mark Twain

44.
Beware of bugs in the above code; I have only proved it correct, not tried it.
Donald Knuth

45.
The spider's touch, how exquisitely fine! Feels at each thread, and lives along the line.
Alexander Pope

46.
I have to think as Bugs Bunny, not of Bugs Bunny.
Chuck Jones

47.
Life was simple when you were a Shield Bug.
Angie Sage

48.
She is a water bug on the surface of life.
Gloria Steinem

49.
Once bitten, you seldom lose the political bug.
Edward Brooke

50.
I dont like it when people dont hold the door. I dont know, that really bugs me... I guess I like manners.
Taylor Schilling