Bumper Sticker Quotes

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most [borrowed from Mark Twain]

I did not climb to the top of the food chain to eat carrots.

You don't put bumper stickers on a Bentley.

We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins.

Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy

A Nuns Life: Chastity, poverty, and obedience. Wait, chastity?" BUMPER STICKER

I must confess, when I see anyone with an Obama 2012 bumper sticker, I recognize them as a threat to the gene pool.

If you don't like the news go out and make some of your own.

I don't much believe in bumper sticker characterizations of foreign policy.

It is obvious that the bumper sticker question "What would Jesus do?" will not always bring a popular response.

Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those people are now in rebellion. It's not just poor people they are holding down but the middle class, as well. I have a favorite bumper sticker I saw on a pickup truck last year in Austin. It said, "Where are we going? And what am I doing in this hand basket?"

Nothing makes me roll my eyes faster than a "Coexist" bumper sticker.

When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker

Does that really work, converting someone with a bumper sticker? How weak of a mind do you have to have?

Yeah, but what happens if life hands me pickles? - Bumper sticker

One thing I learned in sobriety is to stop being judgmental, to always be discerning. When I drive, that will be my bumper sticker.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.

If my mother were a bumper sticker, she would read THAT'S NOT APPROPRIATE. Taylor's mom would read WHY THE F*** NOT?

Genius has its limitations. Insanity...not so much" -Bumper Sticker