1.
A man who, beyond the age of 26, finds himself on a bus can count himself as a failure.
Margaret Thatcher
2.
I thought of Emmett Till, and when the bus driver ordered me to move to the back, I just couldn’t move.
Rosa Parks
3.
You don't need a bus pass, for me to bust yo ass, nigga.
Lil Wayne
4.
If you can't get up for an old woman on the bus, you can't be an officer in the IDF.
Moshe Ya'alon
5.
You wouldn't be allowed to get on a particular bus, but you'd be asked to sign your autograph.
Lena Horne
6.
I'm willing to throw my body in front of the bus to stop bad ideas.
Elizabeth Warren
7.
Don't waste your energy on those who don't get on your bus.
Jon Gordon
8.
Finding a good bus driver can be as important as finding a good musician.
Reba McEntire
10.
There are going to be times when we can't wait for somebody. Now, you're either on the bus or off the bus.
Ken Kesey
11.
we're all bozos on the bus, so might as well sit back and enjoy the ride.
Wavy Gravy
13.
I'd sooner be smashed into a mangled pulp by a bus when we cross the street than look forward to a life like yours.
W. Somerset Maugham
14.
Russian men have a saying: "Women are like buses..." That's it.
Yakov Smirnoff
15.
I bet your mom would let me." -Pigeon, Don't Let the Pigeon Drive the Bus-
Mo Willems
16.
I don't feel like I am 66 at all. I feel more like I am 35. But I have a bus pass so it must be true.
Joanna Lumley
17.
The rule in music land is never doody in the bus and never doody in the RV.
Chester Bennington
18.
I love being on tour and having my own tour bus.
Pauly D
19.
I did not get on the bus to get arrested. I got on the bus to go home.
Rosa Parks
20.
We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round.
Jack Nicholson
21.
He was the up and equal homosexual who would not sit at the back of the bus.
Frank Kameny
22.
Here is how you know if it is love or lust. Push them in front of a bus. If you jump in the way and save them it is love.
Teresa Mummert
23.
This is L.A. You wanna learn Spanish? Take the bus.
George Lopez
24.
Arrest me for sitting on a bus? You may do that.
Rosa Parks
25.
Psychology is a bus that accompanies an airplane.
Karl Kraus
26.
I'm just trying to do my part before I get hit by a bus.
Chris Gethard
27.
It's one thing to be a high achiever; it's quite another to privately sneer at your girlfriend's friends after feigning friendliness because they have the "misfortune" to drive a bus for a living.
Mallory Ortberg
28.
When the bus driver gets off the bus, who shuts the door?
Bill Engvall
29.
When you are already in Detroit, you don't have to take a bus to get there.
Ram Dass
30.
In 1994 I bought my first tour bus. I still own it and believe it or not it's still out on the road on my tour.
Kenny Chesney
31.
I think I see her, please let me off this bus. Nadine, honey, is that you?
Chuck Berry
32.
No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
Bob Saget
33.
This country was built on the backs of dudes who drank on buses. What we do honors them.
Sam Lipsyte
34.
We now have contestants who will not let anything get in their way of victory. Some contestants have thrown each other under the bus this season.
Ryan Seacrest
35.
Social conservatives say who drives the bus.
Richard Land
36.
I live in a bus and go from place to place and sometimes feel very detached from what's going on
Gavin DeGraw
37.
When I was in high school, I had binders with pictures of tour buses.
Hunter Hayes
38.
I love Chicago. I got on a bus and asked the driver, Do you go to the Loop? He said, No, I go beep-beep!
Joey Bishop
39.
My office is my tour bus.
Drake
41.
A smile across the aisle of a bus in the morning could save a suicide later in the day.
Fulton J. Sheen
42.
Now, you’re either on the bus or you’re off the bus.
Ken Kesey
43.
You risked the cub? (Dev) He’s not just a cub. (Aimee) You’re right. He’s the passenger who fell off the short bus. (Dev)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
45.
I wave to the double-decker buses from my bike, but the passengers never wave back. Why? Am I not an attraction?
David Byrne
46.
I wasn't aiming at the school bus, but of course I got expelled anyway.
Rick Riordan
47.
We are not better than native born Americans, and of course not smarter. We’ve just been to the last stop of this bus.
Sergei Dovlatov
50.
My resisting being mistreated on the bus did not begin with that particular arrest…I did a lot of walking in Montgomery.
Rosa Parks